10 Tattoos Only the Kings of Douchenuggets Could Have Gotten
Getting a tattoo is a big committment. But getting a tattoo when you’re also the worlds largest shit generator? Man, I would buckle under that sort of pressure. Way to really stick to your guns, douche-ladels.
1. Yeah, you vape. WE KNOW GARY .
2. The words say bazinga but the minion’s face says “please end my suffering”.
3. Way to get those forever relevant maymays permenantly tattooed on your arm.
4. If you don’t cut yourself on the edge, you will die from the embarrasment you feel.
5. On a scale from one to extreme, how much do you hate your step-dad?
6. You know what would be REALLY gnar-gnar tho? Tapping out of this life.
7. Will you please put your opinion up your butt?
8. Your family must be very proud of all the times you’ve accidentally inpregnanted a woman in your life.
9. Yeah, mainline that liquid douche straight into your blood stream.
10. This gun show is almost as disappopinting as this guy’s birth.