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Science can be funny! Seriously! No matter who you are, it’s always a good idea to have a few science jokes in your repository. After all you never know when you’re going to have to impress a nerdy friend from high school (who is probably your boss now). Even the coolest people are telling science jokes. So now it’s your turn. For some of you out there, you might get these jokes right away. For others, you might have to do some research. If you don’t get it, keep trying! They’ll be worth the effort. So go read some science text books and then come back because if you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate. Oh snap! Did you get that? A chemistry joke! It’s already started. Buckle up because these are 25 clever science jokes that will impress all your nerdy friends!

25

Schrödinger’s cat walks into a bar and doesn’t

Schrödinger’s cat walks into a bar and doesn’t

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24

Do you want to hear a joke about Potassium?

Do you want to hear a joke about Potassium?

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K

23

Why was Pavlov’s hair so soft?

Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?

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Classical conditioning!

22

There are two types of people in this world – those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

There are two types of people in this world - those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

Source: reddit, Image: wikipedia

21

What did the photon say when the bellhop asked him if he had any luggage?

What did the photon say when the bellhop asked him if he had any luggage?

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Nope, I’m traveling light

20

A neutron asks the bartender how much it is for a drink. The bartender replies, “For you, no charge”.

A neutron asks the bartender how much it is for a drink. The bartender replies,

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19

What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?

What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?

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Beer

18

How do you know the moon is going broke?

How do you know the moon is going broke?

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It’s down to its last quarter!

17

A cop pulls Heisenberg over and asks “Do you know how fast you were going?”. Heisenberg replies “No, but I know where I am”.

A cop pulls Heisenberg over and asks

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16

An infectious disease enters a bar and the bartender says “We don’t serve you’re kind here”. The infectious disease responds “Well, you’re not a very good host”.

An infectious disease enters a bar and the bartender says

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15

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says “I’ll have some H20”. The second says “I’ll have some H2O too”. The second one dies.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says

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14

Why can’t you trust atoms?

Why can't you trust atoms?

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They make up everything!

13

Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gasses here”. Helium doesn’t react.

Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says

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12

I was reading a book on anti-gravity. I found it hard to put down.

I was reading a book on anti-gravity. I found it hard to put down.

Source: reddit, Image: wikipedia

11

A logician’s wife is having a baby. The doctor hands the newborn to the dad while his wife asks “Is it a boy or a girl?”. The logician replies, “Yes”.

A logician's wife is having a baby. The doctor hands the newborn to the dad while his wife asks

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10

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

Source: reddit, Image: wikipedia

The food’s great but it has no atmosphere

9

The bartender says “We don’t serve your kind”. A tachyon walks into the bar.

The bartender says

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8

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

Source: reddit, Image: wikipedia

7

Entropy isn’t what it used to be.

Entropy isn't what it used to be.

Source: reddit, Image: pixabay

6

Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?

Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?

Source: reddit, Image: wikipedia

To get to the same side

5

My teacher threw sodium chloride at me. That’s a salt!

My teacher threw sodium chloride at me. That's a salt!

Source: reddit, Image: wikipedia

4

What do you call two crows?

What do you call two crows?

Source: reddit, Image: wikipedia

Attempted murder

3

If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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2

What is a nuclear physicists favorite food?

What is a nuclear physicists favorite food?

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Fission chips

1

We would end with a funny chemistry joke but all the good ones Argon.

We would end with a funny chemistry joke but all the good ones Argon.

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25 Clever Science Jokes That Will Impress All Your Nerdy Friends

 

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