The Hottest Criminal Of The Week Award Goes To… Beauty Queen Caitlin Cifuentes!!!
Would I be writing this article if Caitlin Cifuentes was a dude? No. But life is unfair. Because Caitlin Cifuentes is a gorgeous woman who is a beauty queen she gets more attention. But her gift is a curse because if she was just some regular girl I also wouldn’t be writing about how she has a warrant out for arrest.
Caitlin Cifuentes was crowned Miss Corpus Christi Latina winner, but then she was stripped of her crown last month after six rival contestants including the runner-up sued the pageant because they believed she should be disqualified because of her criminal record. What fucking sore losers.
Cifuentes defended her crown on Facebook:
“I was discriminated against, slandered, judged in the harshest ways, but guess what? I am still the real winner. Keep that old title because I would rather not be involved with a program which allows bullying. That’s not what I stand for.”
Well, it turns out that Cifuentes does have a criminal record that includes charges of intoxication assault and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. The incident happened at 1 a.m. on August 8, 2013, when she drunkenly drove her silver 2000 Honda Accord and crashed into another vehicle causing a 22-year-old woman to be seriously injured. Cifuentes had a blood-alcohol level that was almost three times over the limit when she failed to yield and slammed into the other car.
She was released on probation for those crimes. However, she violated terms of her probation when she was filmed at a nightclub. Now police have issued warrants for the arrest of the former Texas beauty queen.
From the Corpus Christi Police Blotter:
Cifuentes is described as a 25-year-old woman who stands 5 feet 3 inches tall, weighs 120 pounds, with straight brown hair, brown eyes and has a tattoo on her back of an elephant with three heads and the words, “The World is Yours” in latin. The last known address for Cifuentes was on the 7000 block of Smokewood in Corpus Christi and she was last known to be employed at Murdock’s as a bartender.
If you can provide information to help law enforcement locate Caitlin Cifuentes, call Crime Stoppers at 888-TIPS (8477) or submit the information online at http://www.888TIPS.com. Information which leads to an arrest of Cifuentes may earn the caller a cash reward.
Ahhh, a Scarface fan I see. Who isn’t?
Well, here are some more photos of Cifuentes so you can identify her more easily and then provide the police with her whereabouts.