Moscow Zoo Sues Company After Hot Chick Takes Nudie Pics With Their Raccoon

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Moscow Zoo Sues Company After Hot Chick Takes Nudie Pics With Their Raccoon

 

Meet the luckiest raccoon in the world.

Photo: ART-MSK.RU

But according to EuroNews, a petting zoo in Moscow doesn’t feel the same way about how their raccoon was treated during a recent nude photo shoot with a smoking hottie, and they have filed a lawsuit because of it.

 

The petting zoo is suing the advertising company Art-Msk for their erotic photo shoot because they say it damaged the animal’s well-being, but the company is calling the lawsuit bull shit because they claim…wait for it…the raccoon is actually at fault for the model getting topless:

“Art-Msk blames the raccoon for their model’s nudity. They contend the raccoon not only stole the model’s bra, but ate it, too.”

The petting zoo is asking for the removal of every picture and video created using the raccoon from the internet. They say that they indeed did loan the raccoon to the advertising studio, but they “called the idea of loaning one of their animals for use in nude photos zoophilic and amoral.” They added that the nudie pics left the animal “traumatized.”

Maybe it’s just us, but we think the petting zoo might not understand the difference between being traumatized and having an erection.

 

 


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  1. The zoo claims the raccoon came back traumatised, and “with an unhealthy attraction to women’s breasts”. They believe the video studio had “put out some treats for him, so he associated breasts with a treat”.

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