53 DOWN AND DIRTY JOKES FOR YOU DIRTY MINDED FOLKS

53 DOWN AND DIRTY JOKES FOR YOU DIRTY MINDED FOLKS

 


10 Reasons Why You Should Follow Porn Star Riley Reid On Snapchat

10 Reasons Why You Should Follow Porn Star Riley Reid On Snapchat

If you are a fan of adult films, then you probably already know who Riley Reid is. Right now, she's one of the hottest adult film stars in the circuit—and she's rapidly climbing into the world of mainstream fame world because of oth her looks and awesome personality.

Despite the mainstream attention, the ever-passionate Riley has not dropped out of the porn scene. Rather, she's been scorching up Snapchat with some seriously sexy content.

Sometimes, you might need to know what you're getting into before you scope out an X-rated Snapchat. If you need any reasons why you should follow Riley Reid on Snapchat, check out our list below.

Check out Riley Reid's Snapchat @comeonriley.

First off, it's Riley Reid and she's got an amazingly sexy vibe.

Riley Reid is one of the hottest porn stars on Snapchat for a reason. She's a major name in porn because she knows how to work it—and work it, she does! Few porn stars can flaunt their bodies the way she does, and even fewer do it while looking like the sexy girl next door.

If you love porn stars that own their sexuality in an innocent, flirty, and hot way, Riley Reid is going to be the dreamgirl you've always wanted to see in action. That alone offers plenty of reasons why you should follow Riley Reid on Snapchat, Twitter, or anywhere else she exists on the net.

Her bouncy boobs are two great reasons to follow her, too.

It's no joke! Riley Reid has beautifully perky breasts that are just the right size. If you ask her fans, they'll tell you she's got some of the most spectacular boobs in the adult film industry—and being able to see them in action via Snapchat makes it worth a follow.

Knowing this, why wouldn't you follow Riley Reid on Snapchat? She was actually named one of the most beautiful trending porn stars primarily because of her gorgeous face and her perfect boobies. So, what's not to love?

Her booty is also notoriously good-looking.

Most people will notice Riley Reid's epic ass when they see her photos. It's so petite, cute, and round! She's got a really beautiful behind, and what makes it even better is that she always picks lingerie that flaunts it in the best way possible.

Then there's the fact that you get to see her modeling some seriously cool outfits.

Make no mistake about it—following this porn star doesn't just mean you get to see a ton of boobs and butt. One of the best reasons to follow Riley Reid on Snapchat is because she's got a serious sense of style that she loves to flaunt on camera.

Sure, you will end up seeing a lot of boobs and classically sexy outfits, but that's not all you'll see. She's got a pretty cool wardrobe that would make most NYC fashionistas turn green with envy. And yes, she models them well, too.

When she dresses up in costumes, it's amazing.

Expertly put-together Halloween costumes are a good number of reasons why you should follow Riley Reid on Snapchat. Her Harley Quinn cosplay pictures and naughty schoolgirl uniforms are heavenly—just saying.

Did we mention that she posts X-rated things, too?

Seriously, this will still be one of the best reasons to follow Riley Reid on Snapchat. If you like X-rated content and love this porn star, you're going to adore having access to her content on Snapchat.

It takes porn to a brand new level of fun, and you get to see clips you won't be seeing anywhere else. So, it's almost like having a friend who's an A-list porn star.

Also, she's fun to watch on Snapchat.

Just because Riley is one of the hottest porn stars on the scene doesn't mean she doesn't have a personality of her own. Though she definitely has X-rated moments (and plenty of them), she also has moments where she's just the cute, funny, and goofy girl next door.

One of the coolest reasons to follow Riley Reid on Snapchat is because you get to see Riley being herself. She's not just a fantasy—she's a reality, and she's awesome.

Another good reason to follow her Snapchat is for the guest appearances.

If you think that Riley Reid is the only porn star you'll see on her Snapchat account, you're pretty heavily mistaken. Like many other adult film stars, Riley Reid has a bevy of beautiful women she's friends with—and yes, you will see them in lingerie (or possibly nude) on her Snap.

We'll include every hottie she's friends with among the reasons why you should follow Riley Reid on Snapchat. Trust us when we say there are many of them!

Tons of others will agree that she's worth following.

True story—Riley Reid is one of the most followed porn stars on Snapchat. All of her followers can't be wrong when they followed her and continue to follow her on social media. If you want to see why she's one of the hottest porn stars to follow on Snapchat, or why she makes the hottest Snapchat stories, you need to check her stuff out.

The more you see of her, the more you'll realize why she's got so many fans who adore her. Speaking of which...

Riley often will post content just for her fans, and regularly thanks them for supporting her.

Here's the thing that many people don't realize about porn stars like Riley Reid: they actually appreciate their fans. Riley Reid regularly shows her love to fans and interacts with them, too.

We all love porn stars; and believe it or not, porn stars actually can show us some love back. If you want to see Riley Reid showing her appreciation for fans, following her Snap is a good way to do it.

Lastly, following Riley is a good way to show your support.

It's true! Pornstars need love, too, and the fact is that one of the best reasons why you should follow Riley Reid on Snapchat is because it shows that you support a performer doing what she loves to do. It's why you also should follow porn stars on Twitter, too.

Great porn can't happen without fans like you; so if you enjoy what Riley Reid does on film, make a point to check out her Snapchat. It's a win-win situation, and a gift that keeps on giving for both parties involved.


The Top 10 Sexiest Pillow Fight Scenes

The Top 10 Sexiest Pillow Fight Scenes

What kind of images cross your mind when you hear someone says "Pillow Fights?" The funny kind, the enthusiastic kind, the power-hitting kind, or the feathery snowflakes kind...? You may imagine these sorts of pillow fights if you are under ten years of age. However, it is no surprise that the quintessential adolescent or adult will start dreaming about the sexy, bouncy, furry pillow fights that spark sensual desire among viewers (or participants). This list of pillow fight scenes fuels the imaginations of the second category of people, bringing fun and games to a newer, sexier level.

Scary Movie 4

A shoe-in for one of the sexiest pillow fight scenes, the pillow fight in Scary Movie 4 is the only scene worth watching in the entire film. The direction is below average and the acting is sub-par. But each of the women has got an attractive physique. All of them are alluring—to say the least. You don't need to just imagine former Playboy bunnies Bridget Marquardt, Kendra Wilkinson, and Holly Madison jumping on the bed, wearing matching bra and panty sets as they gently strike each other with soft, satin cushions. All you need to do is snap out of your fantasy and watch them enjoy themselves in the movie! There is a very strong reason why this particular scene is given a place right at the top of our list.

Shanghai Knights

When two of the funniest actors in Hollywood cinema are brought together in one movie, then you can certainly expect a bagful of absolute hilarity. Owen Wilson and Jackie Chan are two marvelous characters who will make you roar out in laughter during every scene. The pillow fight scene in particular is not only positively comical, but also exquisitely sexy. In the shot, the two protagonists are casually hit with pillows by a throng of seductive women in the initial stages, which later balls up into a thoroughly entertaining fight. We are sure that you will rewind the scene several times over before moving on to the next one.

Camp

This is an inspiring story of a young lad portrayed by Don Dixon, who goes out of his way to create a musical play at a camp for adolescents. While the pillow fight scene is admittedly quite small, it is not bereft of the "oomph" factor. This time around, it is between three young girls whose assets are accentuated by the use of a table-fan—not that they need it, but it certainly ups the sensuality of the scene. This is, without doubt, one of the best pillow fight movie scenes we have ever set eyes upon. It underlines the heartiness of youth (with a touch of passion).

Flash Gordon

Based on the epic comic strip of the same name, this movie was a box office hit with both fans and critics alike. Flash and Dale embark on an adventure to the planet Mongo, where they encounter several obstacles that test their skills and mental strength. The pillow fight is staged between two of the hottest actresses ever to grace the silver screen—Ornella Muti and Melody Anderson. Though both of them are fully covered in satin cloaks, it doesn’t mitigate the sexiness of the scene. You will simply love how they fall on each other by the end of the pillow fight.

Bud Light Commercial

These commercials are well known for their wacky content. However, the one commercial that I am referring to is "whacky" with an "H"—and brutally so! Initially, four exceptionally attractive women dressed in tempting nightgowns are seen gingerly hitting one another with pillows. You can’t help but admire their well-toned physiques and enchanting beauty. In comes the brawny chick—who is apparently high on Bud Light—and whack! One woman topples on the floor. Whack! The second woman hits the hardwood. Whack! The third one goes flying over the bedside cabinet. And last but not least... whack! The fourth one flies out of frame.

The Hot Chick

As a character in the movie, Rachel McAdams might be the unluckiest woman alive. However, Rob Schneider is certainly the luckiest bloke to step into this world. Rob plays the part of a transfigured woman who has many hot girl friends. And guess what—he even gets to play pillow fight with those friends— each of whom hardly wears any clothes. Imagine his good fortune before one of those chicks whacks him hard on the face and at the back of his head. This is one of the few pillow fight movie scenes which are as hilarious as they are sexy. We would give anything to be in Rob’s shoes!

College Humor Video

This is one pillow fight which is actually packed with lots of action. Both women are wearing minis and sleeveless tops. One of them jumps from the bed onto the other, aiming her pillow bang at the second one’s head. The second woman lashes out with a bloodcurdling scream, striking the first hard across the face. When the first one aims her hit, the second one does a kind of half back-flip to dodge it, and immediately retaliates with a heavy strike to the first one’s head. This girl blocks it, followed by a smack over the second one’s face. All this while two perverts are zooming in on the window from the top of a nearby tree. Oh, how we love Michelle Rodriguez!

Not Another Teen Movie

Before Chris Evans became a household name as the great American superhero, he enacted the lead role in a fairly bad feature as the quintessential college boy. Again, the pillow fight scene is probably the only reviving factor of the movie. Two insanely gorgeous actresses indulge in a mellow fight with the feathery pillows—both women are covered with tight, hot bikinis, hitting each others' cushions with laughter etched upon their faces. The movie may not have worked at the box office, but this particular scene certainly caught our eyes. We were about to let this one slip through our fingers.

National Lampoon's Animal House

One of the most hilarious flicks of the bygone era, Animal House is an absolute laugh riot. You will find yourself smiling throughout the movie and overtaken by a spontaneous chuckle every minute. There is a small moment when the protagonist, John Belushi, is peeking through the window of the girls' dormitory. He catches the scantily clad women smacking each other softly with pillows. It will certainly bring about a tingling sensation—followed by a mirthless laugh. At the moment, we can only wish that there were an uncut version of the scene... we would have rewound it several times over.

That '70s Show

That intricate yet beatific phase of adolescence could never be captured better than it was in this particular series. While the series did end on a satisfactory note, we could not help but wish that it would have continued to the present day. This is one of those magical phenomena of television ingenuity, which entraps you in its fresh content and vivid imagery. While the pillow scene may not be the best in the market, it is certainly worth a mention. Three alluring girls in their nightgowns are seen playing the milder version of the game, hardly flicking each others' hair. They do keep jumping on the bed, however!

 


15 Anti-Bucket List Items People Will Never Do Again

15 Anti-Bucket List Items People Will Never Do Again

A wise man has a list of things he wants to do before he dies. A wiser man has a list of things he will never do again.

1. This is why I always shudder when in Game of Thrones characters are in like a carriage to somewhere, shit's gotta take like months, ApplesPeaches

Be in a car for 22 hrs straight. I will murder someone if I get stuck in a car for that long again.

2. WesSnipes you have just ensured I chug a fuckton of water today

Pass a kidney stone.

Started in my side / back, felt like I was struck by lightning. After about 3 hours of that, I called 911 thinking I might pass out from the pain, still having no clue what was going on. I think I lost 2 gallons of sweat, crew arrived and found me balled up on the carpet, drenched, and called it immediately - "kidney stone".

Had a female doc at the hospital who told me she's had kids and had kidney stones and that stones were more painful.

And mine was small.

3. InterdepartmentalEmu, there are literally so many other things you could've done

Dump a spoonful of instant coffee down my throat. I had a paper that I REALLY needed to do and thought it would wake me up. It turned to mud in my throat and I couldn't breathe for a minute. Quite the wake up call.

4. Hey, at least now you know egoburger

Put an ecstasy pill up my butt

5. Didn't even know mouth sharts were something I had to worry about in life. Thanks a lot, nanna_mouse

I went to cough yesterday and threw up in my hand. It was like the oral equivalent of a shart.

So... that.

6. TheSexyMicrowave

I had a shot of bacon vodka, it was possibly the most disgusting thing I ever tasted.

7. Why can't we just be put under for literally everything I'm too big of a baby for anything like this. From Travix1516

Six injections underneath my toe nail to numb it in preparation for getting an in grown toenail removed.

8. Sure they are, lizzyb187. Sure they are

I don't want to eat beets or have anal sex again. the two are unrelated.

9. Lynch31337 I hope you never get things pumped into your ass again. Unless you want them in of course.

Have a barium enema. It is uncomfortable both physically and mentally.

It didn't help that the nurse who put the nozzle into my rear was incredibly good looking.

The entire experience of having my colon filled with barium while people (including hottie) watched on an X-ray, followed by having the table shifted around so the barium would coat every last internal crevice, and then finally having the hottie remove the nozzle while a few liters of barium tried to escape me is not one I ever wish to experience again.

I subsequently evacuated so violently it broke their toilet and flooded the bathroom and part of a hallway with my ass barium. I'll pass on doing that again too.

10. 10/10 would not climb into, roncoobi3

Climb in my septic tank to clean a block to my drain field.

11. Sunaeli, you can always poop and pee in caves c'mon now. That's what caves are for

Caving. It was horrific. I'm not a super claustrophobic person (just your average hmm that's a tight space joe) but caving was genuinely terrible. Add in knowing you can't use the bathroom for several hours and that if the whole thing collapses you're dead, and it made for a terrible experience

12. You had my curiosity, ckthorp. But now you have my attention

Carbonated milk from a soda siphon/sodastream. Never ever again.

13. Beware, beware the hellish nightmare. From shitpost-scrub

Work another retail job

14. lydzhere dropping some more career advice on you clowns

Accept a position solely for the salary. Money isn't everything, folks. If you spend 40+ hours a week at your job, finding a career/position that makes you happy is worth far more.

15. Yeah...I get that. Via Siriusly_-_Black

Snorting Kool-aid powder (I was 12)

 


62 GIRLS WHO TOOK SUPER SEXY SELFIES

62 GIRLS WHO TOOK SUPER SEXY SELFIES

 

 


55 OF THE BEST INSTANT KARMA - EVIL REVENGE STORIES YOU WILL SEE TODAY

55 OF THE BEST INSTANT KARMA - EVIL REVENGE STORIES YOU WILL SEE TODAY

 

 

 


LUNCHTIME LAUGH BREAK - 40+ PUNNY PICS

LUNCHTIME LAUGH BREAK - 40+ PUNNY PICS

 


48 GIRLS WHO WANT THAT 'FUN LIFE'

48 GIRLS WHO WANT THAT 'FUN LIFE'

 

 

 


28 Times ‘Elf on a Shelf’ Made Santa’s Naughty List

28 Times ‘Elf on a Shelf’ Made Santa’s Naughty List

 

 


This Doctor Says Smoking Can Make Your Nipples Fall Off

This Doctor Says Smoking Can Make Your Nipples Fall Off

Odds are you’ll best recognize Anthony Youn from the phrase, “Who in the hell is Anthony Youn?”

Well, it turns out Youn is a doctor, and he is offering up the shocking revelation that…wait for it…smoking can make your nipples fall off. That’s right, kids. According to Dr. Anthony Youn’s website, “smokers who undergo breast lifts are at great risk of losing their nipples.”

“The nicotine in cigarettes and the carbon monoxide contained in cigarette smoke can diminish blood flow to various parts of the body,” Dr. Youn said. “These toxins act as a virtual tourniquet. If the blood flow to a particular body part becomes greatly reduced or halted, that body part dies.”

If you think this is just some theory Dr. Youn has trumped up to scare everyone away from burning heaters, well, think again. He actually had a patient whose nipples damn near fell off.

“In my memoir In Stitches, I told the story of a smoker whose nipples turned purple while undergoing a breast lift surgery,” Dr. Youn said. “Purple is the precursor to black. Black is the precursor to falling off. To save the patient—and her nipples—we turned to the only treatment available. We went medieval. We used leeches.”

So if cancer and shitty lungs aren’t enough to scare you away from a pack of Pall Malls, maybe Dr. Youn’s new warning to smokers who have also had some kind of plastic surgery performed on them will do the trick: “If you are having a breast lift or reduction and you smoke, your nipples could turn black and fall off. If you are having a tummy tuck and you smoke, you may get an infection resulting in a big gross open wound that will take three months to heal. If you are having a facelift and you smoke, the skin of your cheek could turn black and slough off, leaving exposed fat.”

Yeah, no thanks.

 


66 WEIRD IMAGES THAT MIGHT JUST BREAK YOUR BRAIN

66 IMAGES THAT MIGHT JUST BREAK YOUR BRAIN

 

 

 


'Rick And Morty' Question Starts The Pun Thread To End All Pun Threads

'Rick And Morty' Question Starts The Pun Thread To End All Pun Threads

Rick and Morty is a show that takes its viewers on journeys that no show has dared to take viewers on before. Every episode feels like an exercise in pure genius and imagination, which is why it's become bigger than just a cult hit. One Twitter user recently asked a question about Rick and Morty that no fan has dared to ask before, maybe because it's completely stupid and is probably just a low-key bad joke? Luckily, this open question on Twitter ignited a pun thread to end all pun threads..

https://twitter.com/sadgirlkms/status/940006885914300416

https://twitter.com/PokeTrainer7/status/940012391949045760

https://twitter.com/Barnesy_Jr/status/940063393511174145

https://twitter.com/mtaucoin/status/940068873826476033

https://twitter.com/bornofcorn/status/940103413240446977

https://twitter.com/toastmama/status/940106129027227648

https://twitter.com/MatthewLWalker1/status/940106781950337024

https://twitter.com/lunaresnoce/status/940109028205588485

https://twitter.com/zacdeni/status/940114116252860422

https://twitter.com/hellyeahdnp/status/940115125318459392

https://twitter.com/StarlitGeode/status/940215064102969344

https://twitter.com/sh1tpr1nce/status/940227946286948352

https://twitter.com/nJorstad/status/940236297930788865

https://twitter.com/8teenstyIes/status/940238157613854721

https://twitter.com/ticktockready/status/940242930383638529

https://twitter.com/Maxuroni/status/940247396843388931

https://twitter.com/_SamuelSon_/status/940250010234642435

https://twitter.com/NagelNotNagle/status/940274158704971776

https://twitter.com/xmadvillain/status/940274936731406338

https://twitter.com/maddiiebraps/status/940281675518529536

https://twitter.com/vivek_i09/status/940284186434330624

https://twitter.com/spachme17/status/940287052339281920

https://twitter.com/moses_barraza/status/940288351298392064

https://twitter.com/maryrosec1215/status/940293519360569346

https://twitter.com/Jaackioo/status/940295838286401538

https://twitter.com/jakopars/status/940305971414552576

https://twitter.com/rxyquaz/status/940308897121873921

https://twitter.com/toastmama/status/940310037821566976

https://twitter.com/MaddieGriffen/status/940317060940353536

https://twitter.com/beebayuu/status/940320052238315520

https://twitter.com/emmaraps/status/940321876773089280

https://twitter.com/Kylejohnsowned/status/940322639612059648

https://twitter.com/PlatinumB_RICH/status/940326491971379200

https://twitter.com/_aspendixon/status/940327821972594688

https://twitter.com/zrockeyy/status/940328443727765504

https://twitter.com/ElectricFire64/status/940329252150480896

https://twitter.com/saverocknrcll/status/940329572716949504

Even Mozart never composed something so perfect, and this thread was created by stranger after stranger. Guys, I'm just gonna say it: Humanity WON today. Don't @ me.

https://twitter.com/joedinardo/status/940377380018720768

 

https://twitter.com/bonniereilly100/status/940377672387002369

 

 


MORNING MAYHEM PICDUMP - 70+ FUN IMAGES

MORNING MAYHEM PICDUMP - 70+ FUN IMAGES

 

 

 


Fascinating Facts: 10 Facts About Ordinary Ancient Egyptians

Fascinating Facts: 10 Facts About Ordinary Ancient Egyptians

The stars of ancient Egypt are undoubtedly the pharaohs, the gold artifacts, and the pyramids. Often overlooked, however, are the common people who reflect the complexity and mystery of their famous culture.

They played sacred games, had a sense of humor, and promoted members of society who were often discriminated against in both the ancient and modern worlds. Not everything was easy. From rampant health problems to murder, civilians also suffered dark times and tempers.

Featured image credit: crystalinks.com

10.They Loved Board Games

After a long day of hauling pyramid blocks, ancient Egyptians needed entertainment. A popular activity was board games. They were made for two people as well as multiple players, and if a board was not available, one was drawn on the ground.

The favorite game was Senet. It had 30 squares in rows of 10, some marked with symbols of good or bad luck. Egyptians being Egyptians, the winner was the one whose pawns entered the afterlife first by escaping bad fortune blocks.

Senet was deeply intertwined with the divine. The victor was said to be protected by the gods, and the boards were often included in tombs to protect the deceased during the transition to the afterlife.

Aseb had 20 squares. To free a piece from the home block required a four or a six from the dice. If the piece landed on a square held by the opponent, the piece was banished back to home.

The rules of Mehen and another game, Hounds and Jackals, are not known. Mehen’s board was a curled-up snake with lion pieces. Hounds and Jackals had 10 stalks, each topped with a canine head, and was likely a racing game.[1]

9.Artists Sneaked In Humor

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Egyptian art is not known for its colorful clowns. That does not mean that ancient artists had no sense of humor, even though convention demanded images with poise. The artists could and did poke subtle (and sometimes not so subtle) fun at patrons and foreigners.

In Thebes around 2000 BC, a tomb carver created a wall image of the deceased. Dagi was a pharaoh’s vizier. He was important in life and should perhaps have been portrayed with a noble countenance. But the artist gave him a depressed look with a raised eyebrow as if Dagi was surprised that he had died.

A carving done during the reign of Amenhotep III (1389–1349 BC) shows a scribe and a baboon, the animal associated with Thoth, god of writing. The baboon has comically bushy eyebrows.

Artists did not hold back on the sarcasm when it came to Egypt’s enemies.[2]An ivory plaque shows a captive Assyrian prince moving in a silly way and with bulging eyes. Tensions with the Nubians probably caused one artist to sculpt a relief showing a Nubian with exaggerated and unflattering facial features.

8.Artists With Unusual Arthritis

Photo credit: passion-egyptienne.fr

When researchers recently analyzed the remains of those who forged and decorated the famous Valley of the Kings, they found something odd. Around 3,500 years ago, the village of Deir el-Medina supplied the royal burial ground with carvers and painters.

Usually, years of building and creating art would cause upper body issues. However, osteoarthritis was rife in the men’s ankles and knees. After studying the village’s ancient records, the cause was revealed. Despite the hard labor involved at the necropolis, it was not the men’s jobs that messed up their bones. It was how they traveled to work every day.

During the week, they lived in huts near the royal tombs and used a short steep hill to go to work and to return when the day was done. At the end of the week, they went to Deir el-Medina—a 2-kilometer (1.2 mi) walk over hills. When the week started, they trooped back again.

This continued for years and for some individuals, decades. The excessive hiking is most likely why this group of artists developed a condition not usually seen in their profession.[3]

7.Class Determined The Menu

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The complete book on what ancient Egyptians ate will probably never be written. No recipes have ever been found, but an idea can be gleaned from their art and history. Some ingredients were enjoyed by all classes, but commoners were not allowed to handle certain preparations. Fish curing was strictly the domain of priests.

Every day, regardless of breeding, everybody consumed the nation’s staples—beer and bread. Then there was beer bread, which was fermented in water to produce a cloudy brew that aided the nutrition of the lower classes. In addition to grain-made meals, such as porridge, there was also game meat, honey, dates, fruits, and wild vegetables.[4]

Workers only ate twice a day. Breakfast included bread, beer, and sometimes onions. The workers could look forward to a better dinner. In addition to the staples, they could expect cooked vegetables and meat.

Nobles had veggies, meat, grains, wine, and dairy products with every meal. But the priests and royalty got the best culinary fare. Tomb images depict banquets packed with flowing wine, honey-smeared gazelle, roasted fowl, fruits, and desserts such as honey cakes.

6.They Had Serious Dental Disease

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The Egyptians did not suffer from enamel failure because they lived before the invention of A-grade floss. It was because they could not keep the sand out of their food. The problem was immense.

A study done on 4,800 teeth showed that 90 percent were worn down. Many suffered such abrasion that the living center, or pulpal tissue, was exposed. This led to other conditions such as cysts, multiple abscesses, and osteoarthritis of the jaw.

Needless to say, chronic dental pain must have been a fact of life in ancient Egypt. A diet filled with fibrous foods did not help, but the main problem was sand. It blew in with the wind and was collected with the grain during harvest. Sandstone grinding tools also contaminated the flour. Most of it ended up in the bread, which was eaten every day.[5]

As a result, ancient Egyptians chewed on quartz, mica, feldspar, and hornblende among other rock particles. Despite the Egyptians’ known adherence to cleanliness, there is no evidence that the complex society practiced oral hygiene. Nothing among their plentiful toiletries resembles a dental tool.

5.Salaries Of Grain

Photo credit: nbbmuseum.be

The monetary system of ancient Egypt is not fully understood. In the past, it was believed that the system was based on barter without any form of currency. But this deduction was made solely by looking at paintings which showed the exchange of goods.

While trade certainly existed, it could not uphold the commercial system of a kingdom so vast. Among its wealth commodities was grain, which was grown on a mass scale. Surplus cereal was stored in a network of silos across Egypt and used to pay laborers who worked on major public projects.[6]

But what if somebody wanted to buy a house? A bag of grain just would not do.

Ancient Egyptians worked with a unit of worth called “shat.” Experts still do not know exactly what it was, but a house could be bought with items, such as cloth and furniture, as long as they held the equivalent of the selling price in shat. This currency standard existed as far back as the Ancient Empire (2750–2150 BC). One shat was said to be worth 7.5 grams (0.24 oz t) of gold.

4.Family Expectations

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Boys were encouraged to marry and have lots of little Egyptians. Girls usually married in their early teens. While love matches did happen, marriage was primarily a viable support unit for everybody involved. There was no welfare for the old or poor, and family provided the only safety net. A man was seen as incomplete until he took a wife, after which he was expected to be the provider.

Murals traditionally depict men as dark from working outside and the ladies as paler from running the household. Egyptian wives had the highest birth rate in ancient times and thus constantly faced the dangers of childbirth. There was no effective contraception, and midwives could do nothing during a disastrous delivery.[7]

Even so, babies were cherished and breastfed for up to three years. Boys would learn a trade while their sisters were trained in childcare, cooking, and making clothes. Both genders were instructed by their parents in matters of the world, religion, and ethics. The oldest son (in some cases, a daughter) was expected to take care of his elderly parents and also see to their funerals.

3.Women Were Legal Equals

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Egyptian women were not destined to exist as housebound wives. They handled the domestic duties but were free to work elsewhere and own property. Unlike ancient Greek women (who were not even regarded as Greek citizens), ancient Egyptian women could live without a male guardian.

They initiated divorce, went to court, and served as members of juries. They were not forced into arranged marriages, but they could draw up legal documents and pursue careers. This horrified Greek visitors, who incorrectly assumed that the roles were reversed in Egypt.[8]

Still, the majority of higher professions were dominated by men. A small percentage of women broke through this glass ceiling and became honored priests, scribes, and pharaohs.

Female doctors were also respected. One named Peseshet held the title of the “overseer of doctors.” The oldest record of a woman practicing medicine mentions Merit Ptah, who lived in Egypt 5,000 years ago. In essence, ancient Egypt was the first region to empower women, not the West as so many assume.

2.Handicapped Egyptians

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In the ancient world, people with handicaps were often treated worse than women. Mental illness was viewed with such shame that Chinese families hid such members from view. In Greece, they were abandoned to wander the streets.

Ancient Egypt no doubt had its haters, but the populace and physicians generally had a very accepting attitude toward people with disabilities. Their moral writings taught respect for those facing physical challenges. Individuals born with dwarfism were not viewed as handicapped. They had no fear of unemployment and worked as attendants, overseers, caretakers, artists, and entertainers.

Among the skeletons of Deir el-Medina (the village of the arthritic artists of the Valley of the Kings) was a young man. He was born with a useless leg, a serious disability for a group that hiked great distances. Instead of being an outcast, his otherwise healthy remains showed that he lived well and was employed in a manner that accommodated his situation.[9]

As far as mental illness was concerned, Egyptians came the closest to modern treatment. Instead of blaming or shaming the patients, the afflicted were encouraged to engage in creative pursuits.

1.Ancient Abuse

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A lot of art shows happy domestic scenes between partners and their offspring. Idealized family notions and legal equality was one thing, but violence toward women and children remained a reality.

Horrifying cases have been recorded. The 2,000-year-old skeleton of a toddler in Dakhleh Oasis had fractures of the back, pelvis, ribs, and arms. Some were old breaks, a classic sign of long-term physical abuse. Both upper arms were broken as if he or she had been violently shaken by an adult. The broken collar bone showed no healing and could have been part of the event that ultimately killed the youngster.

In the ancient town of Abydos, a 4,000-year-old victim was found. The woman was around 35 when she was fatally stabbed in the back. Her bones revealed a lifetime of physical assaults. She had old and new fractures that match those of battered women repeatedly kicked or punched in the ribs. Her hands had injuries, probably from attempting to shield herself or to break a fall. Since her abuser remained close for a long time, he could have been a male family member or her husband.[10]


50 SUPER HOT, BURNING, SCORCHING, ROASTS THAT ARE GOING TO LEAVE A MARK

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Here’s Emily Sears And Her 2 Big Jugs…Of Beer

Here’s Emily Sears And Her 2 Big Jugs…Of Beer

 

What’s left to say about blonde bombshell Emily Sears that we haven’t said already? The 32-year-old Australian model is a dream girl and she reminds everyone with every hot photo she shares on her Instagram, which currently has 4.3 million followers. But guess what? Sears, like every other Instagram model out there, is coming out with a calendar. And she made sure to show us a sneak peak.

That sneak peak involves Sears topless while holding two big beers. Check out the photo below thanks to her Instagram.

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Dad Of Viral Bullying Victim Keaton Jones Is Apparently A Jailed White Supremacist

Dad Of Viral Bullying Victim Keaton Jones Is Apparently A Jailed White Supremacist

Ohhh boy. It turns out that Keaton Jones, the little boy who went viral when his mom recorded him talking about being bullied at school, is the son of a jailed white supremacist. See, this is why we can't have nice things.

 

After Keaton's mother posted the video in which he talks about being bullied at school, he received support from tens of thousands of people on social media, some of whom were big name celebrities like Stranger Things' Millie Bobby Brown, Chris Evans, and Snoop Dogg.

Now the attention is turning to his father, Shawn White, who, according to TMZ, is a white supremacist who's in a Tennessee jail. He's posted lots of racist stuff on his Facebook page, including memes saying "Keep Calm and be White Pride," and "Aryan Pride." White (apt last name) also has the words "pure breed" and "white pride" tattooed on him.

On Tuesday, Keaton's mother, Kimberly Jones, tried to explain away pictures of Confederate flags on her own Facebook page, saying they were meant to be funny.

Maybe they're not quite as ironic as she's making them out to be?


20 Real Reasons Men These Days Don't Want Kids

20 Real Reasons Men These Days Don't Want Kids

 


11 Beloved Characters Who Are Actually The F*cking Worst

11 Beloved Characters Who Are Actually The F*cking Worst

Everything and everyone is bad. Including even the most beloved of characters from your childhood.

1. MasonOz -- Yeah, Tweety was kind of a dick.

Tweety Bird from Looney Tunes. Smug little bastard. Always despised him and felt bad for Sylvester.

2. ExxInferis -- Thomas, take your entitled Tank ass outta here.

Thomas the Tank Engine.

Never realised as a kid, but now I'm a dad and I've had to sit through all the episodes, just about everyone is about a situation arising from Thomas being an entitled douchebag.

3. Slutwhoria -- Valid points.

Peter Pan

-Cut off the hand of a man and fed it to a crocodile as a joke.

-Kidnaps children by luring them with "adventure" and keeps them against their better judgement.

  • Fucks all the mermaids until he finds another bottom bitch.
  • Publicly humiliates whoever opposes him just to prove a very weak point.

Motherfucker's colder than any Samuel Jackson character combined and he's barely past 11.

4. PM_ME_YOUR_EBONYTITS -- What f*cked up longer version is this person reading?!

Goldilocks. There's a longer ending where the bears go to kill her and end up killing the wrong family because she was still going into people's houses.

5. doublestitch -- Real troublemaker indeed.

Glinda the Good Witch from The Wizard of Oz

She's pretty and she pretends to be Dorothy's friend, but she makes Dorothy the target of a vendetta by magically putting shoes onto Dorothy's feet that rightfully belong to someone else. Then she disappears through all the trouble, showing up at the end to say 'Yeah you had the power to get home all the while. Why didn't I tell you? You wouldn't have believed me..."

Real troublemaker, there.

6. Flow_renzo -- I have not seen the show, but I trust Flow_renzo's opinion.

 

Peppa Pig is a brat who thinks she's better than everyone at everything!

7. 2legit2-D2 -- Never trust a guy with no name.

The Man with the Yellow Hat from Curious George.

Not dealing with the fact he somehow obtained a monkey and is raising him in the city, but he leaves it alone and treats him like a child. How any of his scientist friends or Service people do not take him away.

8. aford92 -- Damn, this person hates Tigger more than I've ever hated anything.

Tigger!

Complete and total prick.

Eeyore spends his whole morning careful building his modest home, built entirely from twigs, all by himself. He doesn't bother anyone and really just needs a good friend to put his arm around him.

Then along comes Tigger! He comes bouncing along with no regard for anybody else. Completely ruins Eeyore's house by barrelling into it at full speed. He never apologises, never offers to help Eeyore rebuild it. And then to make it worse he begins bouncing around again and what does he hit this time? Eeyore himself! He knocks Eeyore straight over...arse over head. Does his stupid laugh and then bounces off again!

Then he encounters Rabbit. A rabbit who although grumpy provides a valuable service for Hundred Acre Wood by growing fruit and vegetables presumably for the other residents of said wood and for a Pooh bear who's diet it seems consists entirely of honey. Anyway...Rabbit is tending to his garden, minding his own business and then along bounces Tigger. Flys into Rabbit, sending him and his rake flying! Disrupts the production of crops for the entire community then again laughs and bounces away.

If someone came to where you lived, pushed you over, knocked over your house and then destroyed your crops and food supply you'd be furious! Tigger also has the audacity to sing a song about how wonderful he is and yet the only reason he can come up with is because he's the only one! I for one am glad he is the only one and i'll never understand why he's so beloved...complete and utter prick!

End rant/

9. mrpokealot -- Good point.

Ted Moseby. How long did he trap his kids with that story anyway?

10. Twilight: The Musical? Don't give Broadway any ideas.

The Phantom of the Opera. When I was a teenager, I thought it was such a romantic story. As an adult, you realize it's basically Twilight: The Musical.

A dark tortured soul who is so misunderstood becomes obsessed with a young, ingénue woman, terrorizing her and ultimately seducing her through manipulation and coercion. Even though she loves someone else, he feels entitled to her love and her hand in marriage. This guy sucks. The audience is supposed to feel bad for the Phantom because he's so very tortured, but that's no reason to be a dick to everybody.

11. TheVegetaMonologues -- Yeah, fuck you grandpa Joe.

Grandpa Joe in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

Motherfucker just sits around on his ass, letting Charlie's mom slave away day in and day out to put fucking cabbage water on the table, fucking hides money from her so he can buy a god damn candy bar, and then as soon as he sees the prospect of free shit it turns out he was fucking able-bodied the whole time. Then he encourages Charlie to break his contract with Wonka by stealing the fizzy lifting drink, and when Wonka has the nerve to enforce the contract, Joe wants Charlie to fuck him over by selling trade secrets to Slugworth.

Honestly fuck Grandpa Joe.


39 TITTILATING TOWEL WRAPPED GIRLS

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LUNCHTIME LAUGH BREAK - 40+ PUNNY PICS

 

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Family Of Man Who Died During A Beer Pong Game Awarded $15.6 Million

Family Of Man Who Died During A Beer Pong Game Awarded $15.6 Million

The family of a Connecticut man who died during a game of beer pong have actually been rewarded $15.6 million thanks to a lawsuit they filed against the other players in the game.

It all kicked off in 2013 when 24-year-old victim, Salomon Martinez, got together in Stratford to play a game of beer pong with Kyle Gonzalez, Matthew Chandler and Stephanie Dwyer. Everyone agreed to a $10 wager, but during the game, a fight erupted after the other players accused Martinez of cheating. The fight led to bottles being thrown, a fish tank being smashed and worst of all, Martinez somehow falling out of a fourth-story window to his death.

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As the altercation got more heated, Martinez fled upstairs and locked himself in a child’s bedroom, but Gonzalez broke down the door. One of the men was allegedly brandishing a knife. It is not known how, but in the ensuing fracas Salomon fell from the building and landed on the street below. He suffered broken legs, a fractured skull, and organ damage in the fall.

Police attended the scene but the partygoers had no knowledge of Martinez’s fall. The cops were called back an hour later once the body was discovered.

When Gonzalez was brought from prison to give evidence to the court, he said that even though he broke down the door, Martinez was no longer in the room. However, Salomon’s mother, Yolanda Martinez, cried when detailing the heartbreak her son’s death has caused not only to her, but to his young family as well.

Gonzalez and Chandler were just sentenced as they both plead guilty to first-degree manslaughter, with Gonzalez getting 15 years and Chandler getting ten. The woman, Dwyer, fled the state after the incident and is thought to be living in Florida. Police have yet to locate her.

And a day of deliberation, the jury agreed that his family should be awarded $15.6 million, although that won’t be bringing back Martinez anytime soon.

It is unclear when the family will actually receive the sum.


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Here Are the Best Movies From Every Year Since 2000, According To Critics

Here Are the Best Movies From Every Year Since 2000, According To Critics

2000: "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon"

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Critic score: 93/100

User score: 8.1/10

Summary: "In 19th century China, a magical sword given by a warrior to his lover is stolen and the quest to find it ensues. The search leads to the House of Yu where the story travels in a different direction with the introduction of a mysterious assassin and another love story."

What critics said: "Ang Lee, a world-class director working at the top of his elegant form, has done something thrilling." — Rolling Stone

 

2001: "The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring"

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Critic score: 92/100

User score: 9.1/10

Summary: "An epic adventure of good against evil, a story of the power of friendship and individual courage, and the heroic quest to pave the way for the emergence of mankind, J.R.R. Tolkien's master work brought to cinematic life."

What critics said: "So consistently involving because the excellent cast delivers their lines with the kind of utter conviction not seen in this kind of movie since the first 'Star Wars.'" — New York Post

 

2002: "Spirited Away"

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Critic score: 96/100

User score: 9/10

Summary: "A young girl, Chihiro, becomes trapped in a strange new world of spirits. When her parents undergo a mysterious transformation, she must call upon the courage she never knew she had to free herself and return her family to the outside world."

What critics said: "The most deeply and mysteriously satisfying animated feature to come along in ages." — New York magazine

 

2003: "The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King"

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Critic score: 94/100

User score: 9.1/10

Summary: "Sauron's forces have laid siege to Minas Tirith, the capital of Gondor, in their efforts to eliminate the race of men. The once-great kingdom, watched over by a fading steward, has never been in more desperate need of its king."

What critics said: "Like all great fantasies and epics, this one leaves you with the sense that its wonders are real, its dreams are palpable." — Chicago Tribune

 

2004: "Sideways"

5

Critic score: 94/100

User score: 7/10

Summary: "Two old friends set off on a wine-tasting road trip ... only to veer dizzily sideways into a wry, comedic exploration of the crazy vicissitudes of love and friendship, the damnable persistence of loneliness and dreams and the enduring war between Pinot and Cabernet."

What critics said: "Hysterically funny yet melancholy comedy." — The Hollywood Reporter

 

2005: "The Best of Youth"

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Critic score: 89/100

User score: 8.8/10

Summary: "Spanning four decades, from the chaotic 1960s to the present, this passionate epic follows two Italian brothers through some of the most tumultuous events of recent Italian history."

What critics said: "Full of nuance and complexity, but it is also as accessible and engrossing as a grand 19th-century novel." — The New York Times

 

2006: "Pan's Labyrinth"

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Critic score: 98/100

User score: 8.7/10

Summary: "Young Ofelia enters a world of unimaginable cruelty when she moves in with her new stepfather, a tyrannical military officer. Armed with only her imagination, Ofelia discovers a mysterious labyrinth and meets a faun who sets her on a path to saving herself and her ailing mother."

What critics said: "Literally and figuratively marvelous, a rich, daring mix of fantasy and politics." — Village Voice

 

2007: "Ratatouille"

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Critic score: 96/100

User score: 8.6/10

Summary: "Despite his sensational sniffer and sophisticated palate, Remy's dreams of becoming a chef seem hopeless due to one small detail — he's a rat!"

What critics said: "The master chefs at Pixar have blended all the right ingredients — abundant verbal and visual wit, genius slapstick timing, a soupcon of Gallic sophistication — to produce a warm and irresistible concoction that's sure to appeal to everyone's inner Julia Child." — Variety

 

2008: "4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days"

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Critic score: 97/100

User score: 8/10

Summary: "During the final days of communism in Romania, two college roommates Otilia and Gabita are busy preparing for a night away. But rather than planning for a holiday, they are making arrangements for Gabita's illegal abortion and unwittingly, both find themselves burrowing deep down a rabbit hole of unexpected revelations."

What critics said: "Riveting, horrifying chronicle of an illegal abortion performed in 1987 when Ceausescu's dictatorial hand still gripped Romania's throat ... No lover of greatness in filmmaking will want to look away." — Entertainment Weekly

 

2009: "The Hurt Locker"

10

Critic score: 94/100

User score: 7.3/10

Summary: "When a new sergeant, James (Jeremy Renner), takes over a highly trained bomb disposal team amidst violent conflict, he surprises his two subordinates, Sanborn (Anthony Mackie) and Eldridge (Brian Geraghty), by recklessly plunging them into a deadly game of urban combat."

What critics said: "A near-perfect movie about men in war, men at work. Through sturdy imagery and violent action, it says that even Hell needs heroes." — Time

 

2010: "The Social Network"

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Critic score: 95/100

User score: 8.3/10

Summary: "On a fall night in 2003, Harvard undergrad and computer programming genius Mark Zuckerberg (Jesse Eisenberg) sits down at his computer and heatedly begins working on a new idea."

What critics said: "'The Social Network' has understandably been compared to 'Citizen Kane' in its depiction of a man who changes society through bending an emergent technology to his will." — The Washington Post

 

2011: "A Separation"

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Critic score: 95/100

User score: 8.9/10

Summary: "Set in contemporary Iran, 'A Separation' is a compelling drama about the dissolution of a marriage. Simin wants to leave Iran with her husband Nader and daughter Termeh. Simin sues for divorce when Nader refuses to leave behind his Alzheimer-suffering father."

What critics said: "Beyond the impeccable performances and direction, it's foremost an exceptional piece of screenwriting, so finely wrought that the drama seems guided by an invisible hand." — The AV Club

 

2012: "Zero Dark Thirty"

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Critic score: 95/100

User score: 6.8/10

Summary: "For a decade, an elite team of intelligence and military operatives, working in secret across the globe, devoted themselves to a single goal: to find and eliminate Osama bin Laden."

What critics said: "Telling a nearly three-hour story with an ending everyone knows, Bigelow and Boal have managed to craft one of the most intense and intellectually challenging films of the year." — The Guardian

 

2013: "12 Years a Slave"

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Critic score: 96/100

User score: 8/10

Summary: "In the pre-Civil War United States, Solomon Northup, a free black man living in upstate New York, is abducted and sold into slavery."

What critics said: "The genius of '12 Years a Slave' is its insistence on banal evil, and on terror, that seeped into souls, bound bodies and reaped an enduring, terrible price." — The New York Times

 

2014: "Boyhood"

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Critic score: 100/100

User score: 7.7/10

Summary: "Filmed over 12 years with the same cast, Richard Linklater's Boyhood is a groundbreaking story of growing up as seen through the eyes of a child named Mason (Ellar Coltrane), who literally grows up on screen before our eyes."

What critics said: "It's an astonishing achievement. Linklater and his cast, who helped refine the director's script, perfectly execute how long it takes us to become the lead characters in our own lives, and how fumblingly the role is first assumed." — The Telegraph

 

2015: "Carol"

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Critic score: 95/100

User score: 8/10

Summary: "Set in 1950s New York, two women from very different backgrounds find themselves in the throes of love."

What critics said: "Haynes' commitment to outcasts, then and now, makes Carol a romantic spellbinder that cuts deep. It's one of the year's very best films." — Rolling Stone

 

2016: "Moonlight"

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Critic score: 99/100

User score: 7.2/10

Summary: "The tender, heartbreaking story of a young man's struggle to find himself, told across three defining chapters in his life as he experiences the ecstasy, pain, and beauty of falling in love, while grappling with his own sexuality."

What critics said: "Jenkins burrows deep into his characters' pain-seared memories, creating ferociously restrained performances and confrontational yet tender images that seem wrenched from his very core." — The New Yorker

 

2017: "Call Me by Your Name"

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Critic score: 95/100

User score: 9.1/10

Summary: "In Northern Italy in 1983, seventeen year-old Elio begins a relationship with visiting Oliver, his father's research assistant, with whom he bonds over his emerging sexuality, their Jewish heritage, and the beguiling Italian landscape."

What critics said: "Chalamet gives the performance of the year. By any name, this is a masterpiece." — New York Magazine

 


12 Weird Breast Implant Facts

12 Weird Breast Implant Facts

 

Since the start of the 21st century, breast augmentation has been the most common type of cosmetic surgery chosen by women. Breast augmentation is so popular, in fact, that in 2010 alone, consumers paid over $2 billion on breast implants. It’s estimated that nearly 5 percent of all American women have breast implants. With those statistics, it’s pretty much guaranteed that you know someone who’s had their breasts enhanced.

With breast augmentation becoming such a prevalent procedure, it’s easy to find all the information you want about the surgery and the implants themselves. Unfortunately, all of that humdrum data can get pretty boring. What about the bizarre and riveting? We have researched some weird breast implant facts that are sure to fascinate!

First Things First

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Timmie Jean Lindsey, the first woman to ever receive silicone, gel-filled breast implants, never intended to have breast augmentation at all. The factory worker originally visited a charity clinic in Houston, Texas to remove a pair of rose tattoos from her breasts. After removing the tattoos, Dr. Gerow and Dr. Cronin encouraged Timmie to join a study to try out their new invention, a silicone, gel-filled breast implant. How did the doctors convince her to undergo such an endeavor? Timmie Jean Lindsey was self-conscious about her ears, so the doctors agreed to pin back her ears during her surgery.

Trial and Error

Women have been trying to increase their bust size for centuries. However, modern silicone and saline breast implants weren’t invented until the 1960s. For decades prior, surgeons had to be much more creative with their choice of breast implants. The first known breast implant was used in 1895 when a German surgeon named Vincenz Czerny implanted a benign, fatty tumor into one of his patient’s breasts. If you’re wondering where the tumor came from, don’t worry. He used a tumor from his patient’s own back.

Unfortunately, most surgeons back in the day didn’t have extra tumors to pluck from their patients and use as breast implants. From the 1900s to the 1960s, surgeons experimented with everything they could think of: paraffin wax, vaseline, vegetable oil, beeswax, goat milk, ivory balls, glass balls, silk, rubber, ox cartilage, latex, sponge, and industrial-grade silicone (think caulk). Ouch.

Try It On For Size

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Getting breast implants is a momentous decision for many women. There are so many questions to answer before having such a body-altering procedure. What size implants should I get? What will bigger breasts feel like? Is it worth it? To help women answer these questions, plastic surgeons can only offer recommendations, computer imaging, and bra inserts. Except for Dr. Norman Rowe in New York City, who was one of the first doctors to offer his patients InstaBreast, a treatment that gives women 24-hour breast “implants.”

The InstaBreast treatment gives patients the luxury of temporary breast implants (bit of an oxymoron, right?). The procedure consists of injecting saline above the pectoral muscle in order to enhance the breast volume. The saline is slowly absorbed by the body and eventually removed during a bathroom visit. Since the “implant” only lasts a day, there isn’t enough time to permanently stretch the skin. It’s like being Cinderella, but with your boobs and a chunk of money disappearing by day’s end.

TUBA… But Not the Instrument

Breast implants are typically inserted underneath the breast, around the nipple, or in the armpit. Unfortunately, these techniques can leave visible scars. That’s where Transumbilical Breast Augmentation, or TUBA, comes into play. TUBA is a procedure in which breast implants are inserted through the belly button. Yes, the belly button. Once inserted through the belly button, the implants are maneuvered up to the chest.

The TUBA procedure can only be used for empty breast implants that are later filled with saline. There’s no way gel-filled breast implants are fitting through one’s belly button. TUBA is recommended as safe, effective, and even less painful than other augmentation techniques. However, TUBA is rarely performed due to the lack of surgeons experienced with the procedure.

You’re Never Too Old

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Maria Kolstad proves that age is just a number when it comes to doing what makes you happy. The great-grandmother became the oldest woman in the world to undergo breast augmentation when she elected for the surgery at eighty-three years old. Maria wanted breast implants in order to feel and look younger. She also wanted breast implants in order to better compete with the other single ladies in California. No word on whether her new ta-tas helped her snag a lucky fellow or not.

Tax Break

If you’re a stripper, waitress, or porn star, you may have some good news come tax time. Women can actually write off their breast implants as business expenses. Bigger is better in some cases, after all. Thank you, Uncle Sam.

Don’t rush off to the plastic surgeon just yet, though. The IRS is still pretty picky when it comes to writing off your breast implants. A stripper known as Chesty Love came to know this first-hand when she had to go to tax court in 1988 to defend her $2,000 deduction. She won her case when it became apparent that there was no other reason, other than business, for her to get her 56N breast implants.

How Big Is Too Big?

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The largest breast implants in the world currently belong to Marya Hills, aka Beshine. The blonde, twenty-seven-year-old model hails from Hamburg, Germany and has a chest that measures 202ZZZ. Each of her breasts weighs in at a whopping 42 lbs. But don’t hold your breath with those numbers. Beshine admits herself that she’s not done enlarging her torso.

As you can imagine, life with gigantic breast implants has its difficulties. Beshine’s clothes have to be custom made, she can’t hold anything in front of her, and she must exercise regularly in order to maintain her stamina and back strength. Despite the difficulties, constant gawking, and occasional internet hate, Beshine enjoys the attention her breasts have given her. She has her own website and blog, but beware. Both are definitely NSFW.

A Bet’s a Bet

Brian Zembic, a fifty-five-year-old Canadian, has achieved fame and an extra income from a pair of C-cup breast implants. The magician and high-stakes gambler decided to get breast implants in 1997 as part of a $100,000 bet. Not only did he win the bet, but he happily adapted to his new-found cleavage. Brian and his breast implants have been featured in the book The Man with $100,000 Breasts and on TV shows such as Ripley’s Believe It or Not! and the E! series Botched. To date, Brian has kept his implants in, citing that he’s “grown too attached to them.”

She’s Crushing It

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Susan Sykes, aka Busty Heart, has a unique talent. She can use her 34M breasts to crush soda cans, watermelons, wood pieces, and even bricks. Busty Heart has gained tremendous wealth from her breast implants and even has them insured. In 2011, she obtained the Guinness World Record for most drinking cans (34) crushed by one breast in one minute. Just a gut feeling, but that record may stand uncontested as a weird breast implant fact for some time.

Busty Heart has used her one-of-a-kind skill to appear on countless TV shows all over the world. She’s been featured on America’s Got Talent, Comedy Central’s The Man Show, France’s Got Talent, UK’s Rude Tube, and Germany’s Das Supertalent, to name just a few. Busty Heart can also be seen in Sacha Baron Cohen’s movie The Dictator, where she plays a bodyguard with dangerous breasts.

Glowing in the Dark

Looking for a cool party trick? One way to implement weird breast implant facts as a form of entertainment is to light up a dark room with your implants. Breast implants, especially those filled with saline, glow in the dark when a flashlight is shone near them. A woman on the TLC show My Strange Addiction gave viewers a treat when she performed the trick in 2014. A Thailand model also demonstrated the phenomenon on YouTube in 2016. Her video attracted more than 5 million views within one week.

Buxom Cowgirl

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In 2007, a Canadian tattoo artist had an interesting idea for using breast implants in his business. Lane Jensen, co-owner of Dragon FX Tattoo, felt that one of his many tattoos, a busty cowgirl located on his calf, could use a bit of augmentation. So in 2007, a micro-dermal surgeon implanted custom-shaped silicone under the tattoo. The resulting 3D tattoo was pretty intriguing. Unfortunately, Lane Jensen’s body rejected the breast implants and his cowgirl’s boobs had to be removed within a month.

Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust

Ever wonder what happens to breast implants when a body is cremated? Probably not… it’s a pretty morbid weird breast implant fact, after all. But some curious folks have asked that very question. Luckily, Caitlin Doughty, a mortician who hosts the YouTube channel Ask a Mortician, has given us the answer. When a body is cremated, everything pretty much disappears except for the bones and implants. Most implants are metal and can be picked up by the crematory workers pretty easily. Unfortunately, breast implants aren’t so easy. As Caitlin Doughty puts it, breast implants leave a “goo” on the machinery that must be scraped off by some unlucky worker. So there you have it. Another reason to be thankful you don’t work at a crematorium.

 


Suzy Cortez BECAUSE... SUZY CORTEZ

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Cortez is a gem. The 27-year-old former Miss Bum Bum will continue to drop hot photo after hot photo. And guess what? She’s been doing that long enough to reel in one million Instagram followers.

 

And here are some reasons Cortez has one million Instagram followers.

 

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2017 In Review: The 20 Best "What In Tarnation" Memes

2017 In Review: The 20 Best "What In Tarnation" Memes

 

Cowboy hats completely took over the internet early this year after a photo of a Shiba Inu with the text "what in tarnation" went completely viral. People quickly began photoshopping the western headgear on everything imaginable, incorporating applicable words that rhyme with the original caption. While there are now hundreds of examples of this meme, we tip our hats to these especially delightful images.

 

 


39 LOOKS AT HOOKERS FROM DIFFERENT LOCATIONS ALL OVER THE WORLD

39 LOOKS AT HOOKERS FROM DIFFERENT LOCATIONS ALL OVER THE WORLD

 


15 Unsettling Facts That'll Leave You Shook

15 Unsettling Facts That'll Leave You Shook

 

 

Usually, learning is a fun experience that expands your mind and gives you a new conversation starter.

Unfortunately, these little tidbits of information are less enjoyable and more, how would you put it? Ah yes, terrifying.

We hope you're buckled in for this bumpy wisdom-filled thrill ride, 'cause you're about to see how deep the rabbit hole goes (spoiler alert: it goes too deep).

1. rclatter:

The entire Universe outside our galaxy could have completely disappeared over 20,000 years ago and we still wouldn't know it yet. Our view of the Universe is actually what it looked like anywhere from thousands to Billions of years ago -with no way to see what it actually looks like "right now". Imagine if you looked out your front window and saw your yard as it was 6 months ago, neighbors house across the street a year ago, and houses a block or two away as they were several years ago. Also off in the distance you see the glaciers from the last ice age. That's what it's like looking out at the Universe.

2. brijjen:

That right now, this very moment, someone is trapped against their will, probably suffering at the hands of someone else, and wondering if anyone "out there" is thinking about them or remembers them.

3. KissyKillerKitty:

According to a recent Furtwangen study, your kitchen sponge is as clean as turd

4. Wisdom_from_the_Ages:

We are alive at what the overwhelmingly vast majority of the universe will know as the "extremely distant past" - 13 billion years into something that could very well make a trillion years look like the blink of an eye. If the Universe was a download, it would be another 80 billion years before we get to 1% of the amount of time it takes a very small star to go through its hydrogen.

Yep. You and I are alive at the beginning. Not the middle, not the end. We are the bacteria.

5. Soggy_Diaperz:

That if you have clothes in your wardrobe and food in your fridge, you're in the richest 20% of people in the world. Something so simple would categorise you above 80% of people in the world...

Edit: if you'd like to make a difference please check out wordvision.org, actionagainsthunger.org, or savethechildren.org. Even a small donation could make a dent in the percentages!

6. Wishyouamerry:

Every year you unknowingly pass the future anniversary of your death.

Is it today?

7. adjectivebeforenoun:

You can think about moving your hand, and it wont move

But when you want to move u hand it just moves

8. Blazer666:

I test schools' water for lead. Millions of children across the United States, many people here included, are being exposed to absurdly high levels of lead. This leads to behavior and learning problems, lower IQ, hyperactivity, slowed growth, hearing problems, and anemia. If not for yourself, for the sake of your children, please use filters at home.

9. grapefuitonmyshaft:

The 1961 atomic bombing accident of North Carolina. "The US Air Force came dramatically close to detonating an atom bomb over North Carolina that would have been 260 times more powerful than the device that devastated Hiroshima.

Two Mark 39 hydrogen bombs were accidentally dropped over Goldsboro, North Carolina on the 23rd of January 1961. The bombs fell to earth after a B-52 bomber broke up in mid-air, and one of the devices behaved precisely as a nuclear weapon was designed to behave in warfare: its parachute opened, its trigger mechanisms engaged, and only ONE low-voltage switch prevented untold carnage.

Of the four safety mechanisms designed to prevent unintended detonation, three failed to operate properly. When the bomb hit the ground, a firing signal was sent to the nuclear core of the device, and it was only that final, highly vulnerable switch that averted calamity."

I get goosebumps everytime I read about it.

10. Saminoglycan:

60% of the UK population feels like no one really loves them

11. ZunaCorpLX:

"Resistance to antibiotics is growing at such an alarming rate that they risk losing effectiveness entirely meaning medical procedures such as caesarean sections, joint replacements and chemotherapy could soon become too dangerous to perform. Unless urgent action is taken, drug resistant infections will kill 10 million people a year by 2050, more than cancer kills currently, the report's authors warn." (link to more info here)

12. D4NTE157:

Serial killers have been known to keep captured victims alive for years or even decades.

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13. StabStabMan:

One day someone will mention you for the last time, then no one will ever mention you again, no one will remember you

14. YarrahGoffincher:

There's now a strain of gonorrhoea which is totally resistant to antibiotic treatment.

15. Bo5ke:

Once I said "Hi" to my neighbor and she replied with like "hi hi" and she walked 50m further and hit by a car.

You never know how random and to how random people your last words will be.

I wouldn't want my last words to be "Add me some Mayonnaise to that darling"


64 GIRLS THAT WILL MAKE YOU SAY HIP, HIP, HOORAY!

64 GIRLS THAT WILL MAKE YOU SAY HIP, HIP, HOORAY!

 

 

 


LUNCHTIME LAUGH BREAK - 40+ PUNNY PICS

LUNCHTIME LAUGH BREAK - 40+ PUNNY PICS

 


54 RAVER GIRLS THAT WILL MAKE YOU RAVING MAD

54 RAVER GIRLS THAT WILL MAKE YOU RAVING MAD

 

 


14 Tumblr Thoughts On The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year

 

14 Tumblr Thoughts On The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year

 

 

 

 


How DRASTICALLY Plastic Surgery Can Change Your Life

How DRASTICALLY Plastic Surgery Can Change Your Life

Lele Pons is an Internet phenomenon who became the first Viner to accumulate one billion loops.

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She eventually amassed over 8 billion loops. She extended her fame to YouTube, where she's amassed over 6 million subscribers to her self-titled channel.

2

Her best friend talked her into starting her Vine. Fellow Viner Jerome Jarre later convinced her to continue making videos.

3

Born Eleanora Pons Maronese in Venezuela, she moved to the U.S. when she was five years old. She has no siblings and her mother graduated from medical school.

4

Pons was named one of 2016’s 30 Most Influential People on the Internet by Time Magazine.

5

Pons was ranked number 8 on Forbes' Top Influencers of 2017 in the Entertainment Industry

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I guess talent can only take you so far, but you can always buy a pretty face.

#7


15 REALLY COOL-SCIENCY-TECHY-SO-THATS-HOW-THEY-DO-THAT GIFS

15 REALLY COOL-SCIENCY-TECHY-SO-THATS-HOW-THEY-DO-THAT GIFS

A nanobot picks up a sperm and inseminates an egg with it.

An ant treadmill

An automated cow brush.

An incredible curtain ‘sniffer’.

Flexible microactuators turning a bolt.

Industrial watermelon peeler.

A machine laying down infinite circular track for a toy train.

A bridge bulding machine.

An automated paper aeroplane machine.

A self-levelling pool table on a cruise ship.

A plane lays down a smokescreen for ships in WWII.

Tickle Me Elmo with it’s fur removed.

Unripe tomatoes removed by an optical sorter.

Robotic hand plays the knife game.

Nothing to do with machines, but the cool effect when a tank car implodes due to improper venting.


MORNING MAYHEM PICDUMP - 70+ FUN IMAGES

MORNING MAYHEM PICDUMP - 70+ FUN IMAGES

 


SPIFFY GIFDUMP - 20+ GREAT GIFS

SPIFFY GIFDUMP - 20+ GREAT GIFS


20 ‘DID YOU KNOW’ FACTS THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW

20 ‘DID YOU KNOW’ FACTS THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW

 


70 HEAVENLY-IT’S T&A TUESDAY-NSFW-ADULT PICS DUMP

70 HEAVENLY-IT’S T&A TUESDAY-NSFW-ADULT PICS DUMP

 


Model Ivana Smit Found Dead In Very Mysterious Circumstances

Model Ivana Smit Found Dead In Very Mysterious Circumstances

 

An 18-year-old model has died under ‘mysterious circumstances’ in the Malaysian capital Kuala Lumpur.

Ivana Smit was found dead on a sixth floor balcony of the Persiaran Capsquare block in Kuala Lumpur amid reports she fell from a 20th floor apartment after a party.

Local police are insisting there are ‘no criminal elements’ to the death, though members of her family are insisting on an investigation.

 

The young woman has been working in fashion shows for Chanel and other clothing brands, and was said to be out partying on the night of her death last Thursday.

While no criminal elements were reportedly present at the crime scene, Ivana’s mother, father and brother have now arrived in Malaysia to demand a full investigation into just what happened, according to the Daily Mail.

Ivana’s grandfather Fredrik Smit, who lives in Penang in Malaysia said:

We cannot believe she fell from level 20 and the body was found at level 6. She was found there naked. Where are her shoes and underwear?

We believe there is a criminal element in Ivana’s death. Of course we don’t believe the story from the police because they can’t give us photographs or a report from the scene.

Ivana’s father has contacted the Dutch ambassador and Interpol.

 

Ivana’s father Marcel Smit said that Ivana sent her boyfriend a message and a selfie at 7.25am, and she is thought to have fallen at around 10am that morning.

She was not found until two or three in the afternoon on Thursday.

Marcel told Dutch media:

At about 10am she would have fallen from the balcony at 20 floors high. How is that possible? It is strange that she was not found until 3pm.

She is tall, 1.81metres, but the barrier is also 1.20 metres. Only when you bend over do you fall off.

She did not fall and she did not jump either.

Marcel has alleged that the Malaysian police are looking to ‘close the case quickly’, despite the fact that neighbours reportedly heard sounds of an argument.

It has been reported that alcohol and ecstasy were found in the blood of Ivana, but the time of their administration is not clear.

Ivana’s uncle Fred Agenjo said:

Those are not drugs that you’re going to sleep on. There are so many questions.

Her clothes have been found, but her shoes and underwear are not. The police do not look at her mobile phone. The police do not want to say whether the drugs were taken when they were alive.

We want a full investigation.

Ivana has made Malaysia for 13 years, living with her grandfather Fredrik while there and becoming a leading model in the country.

Despite the protestations of the family members, Dang Wangi police chief Assistant Commissioner Shaharuddin Abdullah said the case was a matter of ‘sudden death’.

He has appealed to witnesses for any more information on the death.

He said:

Our investigations so far and the post-mortem report show no elements of foul play.

No matter the outcome of the investigation, our thoughts are with the friends and family of Ivana at this difficult time.

 


25 Snapchatters Who Have Mastered The Art Of Their Craft

25 Snapchatters Who Have Mastered The Art Of Their Craft

 

 

 


This List Of Things That Didn’t Exist On Christmas Day 10 Years Ago Is Mind-Blowing

This List Of Things That Didn’t Exist On Christmas Day 10 Years Ago Is Mind-Blowing -

 

To quote the iconic rapper Slick Rick ‘Hey Young World‘, with Christmas fast approaching it’s at times like this where I take a moment to reflect on life’s peculiar intricacies.

Keywords being; ‘reflect’ and ‘time’…. ‘Time’, in particular, is a daunting thing right? As cliche as it may sound, time really does fly by.

When you sit back and really think about how we a society have progressed – or regressed – it really does boggle the mind.

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Think about it, 10 years ago we didn’t have access to apps like Angry Birds and Tinder to keep us occupied while we sit on the toilet.

Even something like WhatsApp, which is so ingrained in regards to how we communicate with each other that we couldn’t possibly imagine life without it, is barely 10 years old.

So in that respect, we’re about to blow your collective little minds and present to you…

A List Of Things That Did Not Exist On Christmas Day 10 Years Ago

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Uber – Launched in 2009

Airbnb

Airbnb – Established in 2008

Instagram

Instagram – Launched in 2010

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Snapchat – Launched in 2011

Pixabay

Bitcoin – Established in 2009

Getty

iPad – Launched in 2010

Facebook Messenger App – Launched 2011

Kickstarter

Kickstarter – Founded in 2009

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Pinterest – Launched in 2010

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App Store – Released in 2008

Columbia Pictures

Angry Birds – First game released in 2009

Google Chrome – Released in 2008

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WhatsApp – Released in 2009

King

Candy Crush – Released in 2012

InfoWars

Alexa – Released in 2014

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Tinder – Released in 2012

Apple

Apple Watch – Introduced in 2015

Stabucks

Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Lattes – First brewed in 2015

Warner Bros

I don’t about you but that list has made me feel well old. Someone get me out of here, take me back to the 90s, please.


LUNCHTIME LAUGH BREAK - 40+ PUNNY PICS

LUNCHTIME LAUGH BREAK - 40+ PUNNY PICS


37 GIRLS WHO ARE NO BRA OUTLAWS

37 GIRLS WHO ARE NO BRA OUTLAWS

 

 

 


20 Real Slogans Of Major Brands... If They Got Real With Themselves

20 Real Slogans Of Major Brands... If They Got Real With Themselves

 

 

 


17 Things That Prove America, Australia, And England Are Wildly Different Places

17 Things That Prove America, Australia, And England Are Wildly Different Places

 

 

 

 

 


15 WTF Moments In Children's Books That Must Be Stopped

 

15 WTF Moments In Children's Books That Must Be Stopped

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