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10 FACTS ABOUT THE MYSTERIOUS FEMALE ORGASM

Check this out, tough guy. While climaxing, a woman’s pain threshold will increase up to 107 percent, a natural painkiller lasting up to 10 minutes. So, don’t piss her off post-coitus.

It may feel like you’re having sex with an inner tube and it may double your workload, but using a condom has no effect on the length or intensity of her orgasm.

According to “scientists”, cause I’m batting a thousand, obviously, one in three women won’t reach climax during sex. Even worse, up to 80% of women won’t “finish” to just penetration. You’ve got hands and a tongue, use’em.

First of all, this mysterious erogenous zone doesn’t even exist in all women. If it does, it is roughly the size of a pea (not to be confused with “the bean”) and is only a couple inches deep.

While you’re putting in hours of work to satisfy your lady, there is some lucky shmuck out there making her toe curl with just a kiss. There are women who can reach orgasm from kissing, nipple stimulation or just erotic imagery. Apparently, it’s all about the blood flow. Don’t worry, she probably wishes it was that easy too.

On average, a woman reaches her “O-face” in 20-minutes while with her partner. Feeling good about yourself now? Don’t. Some women can get themselves there in as little as 30 seconds. Watch and learn?

According to science (because scientists get so much ass), there is no such thing as a vaginal orgasm. It’s all about how you flick the bean. You see, the clitoris is legitimately only there for one purpose, sexual stimulation. More than 70% of women will reach the promise land just by stimulating those 8,000 nerve endings alone.

Men may be more prone to pleasing themselves (as far as we know) but we are incapable of the epic awesomeness of multiple orgasms. I guess this is what the ladies get in exchange for carrying a human inside of them for 9 months? Good deal. Anyway, there is actually a woman in London who can get off 49 times in one playtime session. Yeah, FOURTY NINE TIMES! Each time a woman climaxes, the next is easier because the blood is already flowing. So, I guess there really is something to this “foreplay” thing…

So, there is that whole menopause thing women have to worry about, which according to my mom (I don’t know why she tells me these things) is like walking around on Mercury, but there is also this great tidbit: a woman’s orgasms get more intense as she gets older. I’m not a woman, but I’d say that’s a fair trade off.

 

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