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Some people aren’t satisfied with just putting out some fake cobwebs and want to truly shock people with their Halloween displays. Normally, this results in fuddy-dud neighbors mumbling something about “that ain’t right…” but occasionally it results in a call to the local news or even worse — the police.

I’ve assembled a focus group composed of elderly Fox News watchers, soccer moms, and conservative local politicians to rank these Halloween decorations that have all been accused of going too far. Here’s the scale of inappropriateness  we’ll be using.

1-3: Group of neighbors shaking their heads.

4-7: Leaving an angry anonymous note that includes the phrase “think of the children.”

8-10: Calling the authorities.

The results…

Inappropriate Level: 2

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Source:   gothamist

Inappropriate Level: 3

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Source:   democraticunderground

Inappropriate Level: 4

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Source:   cbsdallas

Inappropriate Level: 4.5

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Source:   richmond

Inappropriate Level: 6

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Source:   gothamist

Inappropriate Level: 7

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Source:   live5

Inappropriate Level: 8

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Source:   wxyz

Inappropriate Level: 9

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Source:   cbslocal

Inappropriate Level: 9.5

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Source: kutv 

Holy shit! This one’s near an elementary school too, scratch that 9.5, this is an 11 all the way.

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Source:   kutv

10 Halloween Decorations That Might Land You on a Neighborhood Watch List

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