10 Halloween-Themed Foods That Will Terrorize Your Stomach

Your stomach is going to hate you.

1. The Cadbury Screme Egg

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The Screme Egg is Cadbury’s equally delicious, yet more disgusting-looking cousin. Basically, Cadbury keeps it locked away in the attic for 11 months out of the year. It’s best to eat this thing with your eyes closed and not think about the fact that you’re devouring goo encased in chocolate. Sweet, delicious goo.

2. Halloween Peeps

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People either love Peeps or want them wiped from the face of the Earth. Candy corn also gets a lot of hate, so I can only imagine the undeserved disgust some have for candy corn-flavored Peeps. For those of you out there who do enjoy 100% pure sugar in marshmallow form, the Peeps come in two additional flavors: caramel apple and pumpkin spice, because duh.

3. Glow-in-the-dark Oreos

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Look, Oreos already come in black and orange Halloween colors, but these are “spooky edition glow-in-the-dark” Oreos. The cream certainly looks like it has that odd glow-in-the-dark plastic color; whether or not it actually does I don’t know. In fact, I’m not even sure if thechemicals that makes stuff glow (phosphors)   are meant for human consumption.   Oh well, I’m sure Nabisco knows what they’re doing.

4. Jones’ Halloween Soda

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Suck it, Monster! Jones is where the real monster sodas are, and the company has rolled out four disgusting-looking (and possibly tasting) Halloween beverages.   Look, does candy corn or red licorice taste any better in carbonated liquid form? Probably not, but it can’t be any worse for you than a Red Bull. Yeah, that’s not saying much, but check out those cans!

5. Johnny Rockets’ Goosebumps Shake

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Do you live near a Johnny Rockets? GO THERE NOW. Don’t live near a Johnny Rockets? FIND ONE AND GO THERE NOW. Just like the cardboard ad says, this thing is here for a “limited time.” If you’re going to make one guilty food choice this Halloween an Oreo milkshake with whip cream and gummy worms should be the only contender.

6. These foreign Halloween Doritos

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I know, the package looks like it’s probably from Korea or Japan, so the chances of you actually getting to eat a bag of pumpkin and bat-shaped Doritos is slim. I probably shouldn’t have even teased you by showing you this photo. My apologies, let’s forget about this snack injustice and move along…

7. Entenmann’s candy corn cupcakes

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Entenmann’s rolls out these Halloween cupcakes every year and every year they look just as half-assed as the year before. Most of the candy corn is falling off the cupcakes, like the person assembling them was actually angry and just flung the candy on there. Forget about presentation though, these things freakin’ rock! I’m fairly certain if you eat more than one in a single sitting you’ll develop diabetes on the spot, so proceed with caution.

8. Halloween Crunch


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I’m not even sure if they still make this stuff, so if you see a box you should probably grab it. I mean, it’s worth wrestling another customer over in the grocery store aisle, but avoid that scenario if possible. Not only are the crunch berries now random blobs that are supposed to look like ghosts, but it turns your milk green. That alone puts it above any other Halloween cereal on the market.

9. Taco Bell’s Black Jack Taco

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As it’s been well documented   that  Taco Bell’s food scientists have a long history of cooking up weird culinary delicacies. While the Black Jack Taco might not be their most absurd taco, it was given out for free, which is a high selling point. It’s been several years since the Black Jack reared its crunchy shell, and a return is in dire need.

10. Burger King’s Halloween Whopper

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Here we go, the numero uno item on our list that is sure to haunt your digestive system for at least 12-48 hours after consumption. Not only does this black metal beast come in mummy wrappings, but as the internet found out this week, it has some unusual side effects.


10 Halloween-Themed Foods That Will Terrorize Your Stomach


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