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10 Hot Girl Trends All Men Wish Women Would Bring Back To Life

 

When it comes to the best trends, we’re kind of like the all-knowing Yoda. Whether it’s hot girls we wish we’d lost our virginity or obsolete trends and bands we wish would’ve stayed dead we’ve got you covered. That’s why we’re spearheading a movement to bring back the ’70s bush and important girl trends of that nature.

Basically, when it comes to the hottest trends, we’re the ones to trust, especially if it’s hot trends men wish women would bring back to life. While some may not seem so extinct or far away, they’re rare to see, despite the ungodly amount of people in the world today. Anything from barbed-wire boobs to blatant thong exposure, they’re all in here, the trends all men want to see women bring back.

So if you know a woman, get to work because these trends aren’t going to resurrect themselves. We recommend starting with the low rider jeans and working our way up to shaved heads, total Britney style. You know we’re right.

Ridiculous Aerobics Outfits

We don’t know who invented that high-waisted, double-layered aerobics outfit, but we salute them and sure as shit miss this trend. This is when our Kelly Kapowski addiction flew into overdrive. It was about as sexual as ’90s television got.

 

Barb Wire

The movie, not the tattoo trend. When we see girls with faded barbed wire tattoos, we run like little girls. But Pam Anderson? Sign us up.

 

Sinead’s O’Shaved Head

Sinead O’Connor, albeit not your typical hot girl, paved the way in the ’80s for a few of our favorite hot girls to make it cool down the road, like Natalie Portman in V for Vendetta and Robin Tunney in Empire Records. We thought Sinead was dead, but it turns out she’s still making suicidal threats today. Stay strong, Sinead.

 

Aguilera’s Assless Chaps

During her “dirrrty”phase, we could NOT get enough of Christina’s assless chaps. That getting onto national television was the beginning of the end for mankind.

 

Britney Pocketless Low Riders

Without the butt pockets, we got a real sense of a woman’s ass back then. Who let this trend slip away? Although Britney’s constant thong exposure left every teenage boy’s mother worried sick, look how well we turned out!

 

The ’70s Bush

We couldn’t very well give you what you want here, but you can always think back to the time you saw your mother naked for the first time. Oh man, we got you good. The existence of pubic hair has been vastly desecrated, so here’s to bringing it back. If you meet a girl with a nice patch, hang onto that angel.

 

Blatant Thong Exposure

The ’90s were just a bit trashier than most decades. Before that, people had a little class, and today we see it as trash. That doesn’t make us miss it any less.

 

Wallet Chains On Top Of Leather Pants

Leather pants are a risky tight rope to walk, but if you can pull it off, it’s a goddamn godsend. If you can add the wallet chain on top, you’re practically heaven sent.

 

Schoolgirl Skirts, Knee-Highs And Short Sweaters

Speaking of Empire Records, Liv Tyler kept the dream alive with the killer schoolgirl trifecta. How could Rex Manning possibly resist? And on Rex Manning Day, no less.

 

Baggy Pants & Boxers

Gwen Stefani and TLC made it look cool while the rest of us looked like idiots in our classic ’90s JNCO jeans. Thank goodness they were around to make us feel like losers.

 

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