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10 Incredibly Cringey Made-Up Stories About Picking Up Chicks

Why, oh why, do people insist on writing bullshit stories about how good they are at getting dates? It would be one thing if it wasn’t a hyperbolic pit of masturbatory bragging, but come on now. You think we believe you did three back flip punchies on a marine while you vaping, Frank? Get real.

I’m glad to see that creative writing isn’t a dying medium, but your “real life” encounter sounds a lot like a Twlight FanFic. Just sayin’.

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