10 Jokes From The Internet You’ll Feel Bad For Laughing At

10 Jokes From The Internet You’ll Feel Bad For Laughing At

just saw the gorilla thing. what kind of thoughtless, negligent parent would raise their child in ohio

— rob (@robwhisman) May 29, 2016

https://twitter.com/aayylmao/status/544721744024440832?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Feeling strange, Mr. Bond? That's because I laced your martini with a measles vaccine. You're autistic now.

— Mark Leggett (@markleggett) October 26, 2014

thrown out of cop school for writing 'whos that pokemon' next to all the chalk outlines

— Farty FcMly (@egg_dog) February 13, 2014

*puts om roumd glases*
haha wowe limke harrey poter !
*rides a traimn*
jus lieke harbey pobtre !!!
*paremts die*
hambrey pabre

— jonny sun wrote a new book! (@jonnysun) March 28, 2013

Me: why do bad things happen to good people?
God: *reveals image of me jerking off to April from Ninja Turtles*
Me: oh
God: *nods solemnly*

— several onions (@Amusitr0n) May 13, 2013

You sit alone in arbys, face shiny with grease and tears. Your family is thankful you're no longer around.
Happy thanksgiving from Arbys

— Nihilist Arby's (@nihilist_arbys) November 26, 2015

Dead on the inside counts too pic.twitter.com/BRhqEnFwen

— Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) March 8, 2016

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