10 Jokes From The Internet You’ll Feel Bad For Laughing At

just saw the gorilla thing. what kind of thoughtless, negligent parent would raise their child in ohio

— rob whisman (@robwhisman) May 29, 2016

https://twitter.com/aayylmao/status/544721744024440832?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Feeling strange, Mr. Bond? That's because I laced your martini with a measles vaccine. You're autistic now.

— Mark Leggett ??‍♂️ (@markleggett) October 26, 2014

thrown out of cop school for writing 'whos that pokemon' next to all the chalk outlines

— CROTCH O LANTERN ? (@egg_dog) February 13, 2014

*puts om roumd glases*
haha wowe limke harrey poter !
*rides a traimn*
jus lieke harbey pobtre !!!
*paremts die*
hambrey pabre

— heeeere's jomny sun (@jonnysun) March 28, 2013

Me: why do bad things happen to good people?
God: *reveals image of me jerking off to April from Ninja Turtles*
Me: oh
God: *nods solemnly*

— several onions (@Amusitr0n) May 13, 2013

You sit alone in arbys, face shiny with grease and tears. Your family is thankful you're no longer around.
Happy thanksgiving from Arbys

— Nihilist Arby's (@nihilist_arbys) November 26, 2015