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10 Ridiculous Things You Didn’t Know You Could Bring on an Airplane

 

In this day and age, it seems like you can’t bring anything on an airplane. 9/11 changed air travel forever, and since then, the restrictions have gotten tighter and tighter on all the crap people can put in their checked baggage, much less carry on to flights.

But if you took the time to peruse the TSA’s “What Can I Bring?” list, you’d be surprised at all the stuff that is absolutely allowed (if not completely safe) to take on your next trip. We’ll spare you the endless scrolling (the list is more than 20 web pages long) and highlight the 10 most ridiculous things you can bring on an airplane.

 

 

Antlers

Returning from a successful camping trip? You’re in luck. Those antlers can come right on the plane with you, though probably not on your head.

Blender

You never know when a smoothie craving is going to hit.

 

Artificial Skeleton Bones

Maybe you’re an aspiring chiropractor. Or an anatomy buff. Or just need a best friend. Whatever the reason, Skeletor can come with you on your flight…as long as he isn’t a bag of real bones.

Cremated Remains

Your late relative has to get to their final resting place somehow, right? Just make sure your container is shut tight. Nobody wants to spend eternity with your Nana.

 

Fishing Pole

Those flight attendants walk so fast down the aisle, they’re hard to nab. With a fishing pole, you’ll have no trouble hooking one.

Gravy

You’re limited to 3.4 ounces of the savory sauce in your carry-on, but that’s better than nothing. Those in-flight meals can be awfully dry.

 

Handcuffs

The TSA is totally down with your kink.

Harry Potter Wand

The wand chooses the wizard and luckily, you don’t have to be separated from yours in-flight.

 

Live Fish

There’s nothing fishy about traveling with Flipper. Just don’t pack him in your checked baggage.

Cowboy Spurs

Don’t you worry, cowpoke. Spurs are allowed in the friendly skies.

 

 

 

 

3 replies on “10 Ridiculous Things You Didn’t Know You Could Bring on an Airplane”

On one trip, we all boarded with real parachutes. We were told it was OK as long as we didn’t wear them in front of other passengers.

On another I brought about a dozen machetes and Bowie knives. My friend got the police called on him, but he refused to answer questions and we were allowed to take them.

When I was in the military I was enrolled in a munitions course learning all about ammunition/ rockets/ bombs of all types and sizes. In one classroom there was an inert warhead for a 2.75″ rocket used for demonstration purposes. I wanted it in the worst way so I slipped the heavy thing in my pocket and marched back to the barracks. To get it back to my home state I had my sister put it in her luggage as she was flying home that week.

Because airport security was quite lax in those days , she made it home safe and sound. Now days a stunt like that would have both her and I in some fairly deep doo doo….

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