10 Tattoos Only the Kings of Douchenuggets Could Have Gotten

Getting a tattoo is a big committment. But getting a tattoo when you’re also the worlds largest shit generator? Man, I would buckle under that sort of pressure. Way to really stick to your guns, douche-ladels.

1. Yeah, you vape. WE KNOW GARY .

Douchey Tattoos Vape life

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2. The words say bazinga but the minion’s face says “please end my suffering”.

Douchey Tattoos Minion

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3. Way to get those forever relevant maymays permenantly tattooed on your arm.

Douchey Tattoos Memes

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4. If you don’t cut yourself on the edge, you will die from the embarrasment you feel.

Douchey Tattoos Atheist

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5. On a scale from one to extreme, how much do you hate your step-dad?

Douchey Tattoos Extreme

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6. You know what would be REALLY gnar-gnar tho? Tapping out of this life.

Douchey Tattoos Tap Out

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7. Will you please put your opinion up your butt?

Douchey Tattoos Middle Finger

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8. Your family must be very proud of all the times you’ve accidentally inpregnanted a woman in your life.

Douchey Tattoos Trump

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9. Yeah, mainline that liquid douche straight into your blood stream.

Douchey Tattoos Jaeger IV

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10. This gun show is almost as disappopinting as this guy’s birth.

Douchey Tattoos Gun Show Tickets

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