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10 Weird Sexual Fetishes That May Or May Not Blow Your Mind

 

Foot Hookers

Although it’s been around since before Quentin Tarantino lovingly committed Uma Thurman’s
bare feet to celluloid in Pulp Fiction, “foot hooking” has been sweeping New York lately. Highrolling
dudes pay up to $200 and a $100 entrance fee at a private spa to lick and “worship”
women’s feet.

 

Girls Stuck in Quicksand


This strange niche fetish involves watching women be almost completely submerged in
quicksand, although in videos like this one on YouTube, it’s pretty clear that the “quicksand” is
fake. So Krystal is okay, you guys! She’s okay.

 

Girls who can NOT start their cars

Although you’d never think that trying and failing to start your crappy Dodge Seville would be
anything to grab a Kleenex over, girls attempting in vain to start their cars gets some dudes’
gears grinding. As one commenter on Female First explained: “Maybe it’s the sputtering of the
engine turning over while she bites her lip, or her boobs bouncing up and down as she begs.”

 

Cake Farts


The technical word for a fetish for human flatulence is eproctophilia, but “Cake Farts” is its own
bizarre little world: A girl sits on a cake and farts on it. That’s it. Le fin.

 

Objectum Sexualis

These fetishes aren’t contained to dudes: Cases of objectum sexualis, a sexual fetish for
inanimate objects, are more often found in women. The documentary Strange Love: The
Woman Married to the Eiffel Tower depicts the real lives of women in love (and lust) with
amusement park rides, national landmarks, stairway bannisters, an archery set, and other
things that will never text back or take out the trash for you.

 

Balloons


American treasure My Strange Addiction brings us Julius, a 62­year­old married man whose
erotic attachment to balloons seems to unfaze his wife. He has over 50,000 balloons in the
bedroom they share…

 

Yiffing


Furries! Furries are people who like dressing up in anthropomorphic animal suits and creating a
new RPG­style identity for themselves. The furry lifestyle at large isn’t sexual, but within it is the
“yiffing” community: People who enjoy having sex in said costumes. Back in July, a furry BBQ in
New Jersey was revealed to be a yiffing party.

 

Teddy Bears


Watch the hell out, Paddington. The fetish for teddy bears, also a subsection of furry culture, is
burdened with the unwieldy title of “Ursusagalmatophilia.” Some ursusagalmatophiliacs (whew)
modify their plush toys in order to better receive sexual gratification from them. Want a visual of
that? Too bad. I’m not gonna Google it

 

Adult Babies


A person who engages in regressive role­playing behavior as part of their sexual routine, like
drinking from a bottle or wearing diapers, has an “infantilism” fetish. Their partner is the adult
who cares for them, feeds them, and (in some cases) changes their diaper. A study of the
lifestyle found that “infantilists are commonly male, are on average thirty­eight years of age, in
steady employment, normally have an undergraduate level of education or higher and are
usually married or in a stable relationship.” (Taking the whole “men are more immature than
women” thing to a whollllle new level.)

 

Woolies


They’re into wool.

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