You can’t judge a book by its cover, but you can judge a celebrity’s odor from a photo. At least I can. And here are the results. So here I present my totally scientific analysis of what these celebrities (probably) smell like. (Do I know that these celebrities smell this bad? Of course not. But come on, look at them. Of course they stink.)Courtney Love
Probably smells like: morning breath after coffee and a cigarette
Probably smells like: morning breath after coffee and a cigarette
Charlie Sheen
Probably smells like: a urinal cake at a Planet Hollywood, Orlando
Dave Matthews
Probably smells like: burnt quinoa
Fergie
Probably smells like: your underwear after working out at the gym
Madonna
Probably smells like: a totally full vacuum cleaner bag
Paris Hilton
Probably smells like: used lube
Gary Busey
Probably smells like: old cabbage
Johnny Depp
Probably smells like: the storage room in a pop-up Halloween costume shop
Kirstie Alley
Probably smells like: an unopened, melted chocolate bar that you left in the car by accident during a hot summer day
Robin Thicke
Probably smells like: a stripper’s thong at the end of a Saturday night
Chris Brown
Probably smells like: shit (because he’s a piece of shit)
