Do you wanna smoke some snowcap?
Then ride our bikes down to the mall
I think some Pretzel Time is overdue
I’ve started lighting up
My blaze is on it’s way
(Hold that hit, Joan!)
He’s puffing hard, he’s tokin’
To join? I can’t decide
Why do I resist, I’m tempted by
The weed I see inside!
There ain’t no trick to get high quick
Gotta light that bowl with a Zippo or a Bic
Getting high! Getting high! Getting high! Getting high!
We’re all getting super high!
Certain as the bong
Wrapped instead of glass
Smoke them all the time
Feeling blazed and fine
Beauty and the blunt.
Poor unfortunate stoners
In pain, in need
This one longing to stop coughing
That one wants to get Chipotle
And I help them
With more weed!
Now I’m the king of the stoners
Oh, the ganja VIP
I’ve smoked so much, but never stop
And lungs ain’t bothering me!
I’ve got a stoner cat, he’s hella fat
We smoke, and laugh, and cry
But I must have puffed, ‘bout ev’rything
When I saw an elephant high!
When the road brings boredom and dread
And you’ve got time to pull over and smoke weed
You just remember what your smoking pal said
Boy, you’ve got a hot box buddy in me.
Oh, smoke sweet nightingale
smoke sweet nightingale
High from bud!
I know you
We dabbed out once at a party
I know you
The red in your eyes is so familiar a gleam!
Budtenders, hear my plea
I need an oil that’s full of THC
Going to a stoner dinner party
Keep my friends all nice and blazed!