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11 Jerk Off Hacks To Get You Through Masturbation Appreciation Month

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May is masturbation appreciation month and we have compiled some of the best tips, tricks and new techniques to try. Warning, some of the techniques are pretty f*cking weird.

Here are some tips, tricks, and the techniques:

Make Sure You Get In Position

There are different positions for masturbation just as there are different positions for coupled sex. If you’ve always masturbated while lying in the tub, for instance, you might find orgasms come more easily when you’re standing. You can be lying back on the bed , you can kneeling while holding onto your headboard, or even knelt forward as if you were receiving during doggy style.

The Plastic Bag

Fill a plastic sandwich bag with petroleum jelly and put your erect penis in the bag, squishing the jelly so that your entire penis is covered. Then, place your penis, still in the bag, between the mattress and the box spring. Pump in and out to orgasm. The best part? No mess.

Procrasturbating

We don’t always masturbate because we are horny. Sometimes we’re bored, want to take a nap, have a migraine, or just want to put off something else. The term ‘procrasturbating’ can be a bit more literal for some. If you feel as though you’re never feeling horny enough to actually stop and do some masturbating, try treating it as more of a prioritized activity in its own right.

The Hand Screw

While standing, twist your lubed-up hand (whichever you’re most comfortable using) so that your thumb is against your belly button. Wrap your hand around your penis and, rather than stroke with your hand, move your pelvis to pump in and out of your hand. It’ll make you feel like you’re actually penetrating a vagina. OK, maybe not

Source: AskMen

Get in the mood

That could mean lighting a candle and taking a bath, that could mean sexting someone, it could mean reading some erotica, or watching some porn. Engaging in this sort of content allows you to experiment with kinks and fantasies own your own so you can discover what it really is that makes you tick.

The Ball Holder

The next time you’re masturbating and feel as though you’re about to ejaculate, put your other hand over your scrotum and lightly squeeze and pull it down (or more aggressively, if you like that sort of thing). That way, you get to feel your semen traveling through your body, making its way to the exit.

Rings Around Your Penis

Cover both your hands with lube, and form a ring with your thumb and forefinger. Place it around the base of your penis. Slide the ring up to the base of the glans (where the head starts). Now form a ring with the fingers on your other hand and do the same thing. Keep stroking with one ring at a time until you climax.

The Cold Climax

For this technique, masturbate as you normally would, but when you feel the sensation of ejaculation coming on, grab hold of some ice cubes or crushed ice with the other hand, then continue masturbating to completion. The feeling of cold in one hand, heat in the other, and the sensation of ejaculating will enhance the experience.

Use Good Lube

A good (ideally water-based) lubricant will be not too runny and not too thick, and make stimulating yourself quite literally go more smoothly. There are millions of types of lubes that vary in consistency, scent, and sensation, so we suggest sticking to the smaller bottles to test them out until you find one you like, lest you be stuck with a huge bottle you don’t really like, or worst case, irritates you.

The Palm Rubber

Once you’re erect, place some lube on the inside of one hand, and rather than rub your penis with your hand, keep rubbing the tip of your penis against the palm of your hand to orgasm.

 

The Gentle Tap

 

Although you have to have a sensitive penis for this to work effectively, this will at least demonstrate that you don’t if it doesn’t work. Keep your underwear on and make yourself erect. Once you’re at your fullest erectness, tap the tip of your penis with the tips of your fingers. It should take somewhat longer than usual for you to reach climax but when you do, oh yeah…

 

 

 

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