11 Real Life Mini-Games That Are Tough As Hell

In my day to day life I have one that I struggle with everyday. My Fiance and I share a rental house with one bathroom.

Her and I have completely synched up poop cycles. It is weird. Like, it is down to a tee. Eating out at restaurants is even hard because one of us needs to stay back to watch the purse coats, whatever. My brain doesn’t even seem to register sometimes that I have to poop until the second she heads to the bathroom.

Not only that, but it just happens that each time is also an emergency. So what is my game? If I feel the slightest sensation to poo , sprint towards the bathroom NOW.

Then I hear her from the other room. “You aren’t going to the bathroom are you?”

Hell yes I am.

And I won.

Removing a splinter from your finger with a needle. This game has too much haptic feedback.

Shoving your change/cash/receipt into your wallet before the next person goes, which you can cheat and put it in a pocket but that unlocks the second mini game of can you get your keys/bus pass out without spilling coins all over the ground like an asshat

Trying to open a bag of chips/food/snack without your dog hearing you.

Raise negotiations

Opening the impenetrable plastic clamshell packaging without a trip to the ER

Adjusting a surprise boner in a public place without anyone seeing.

You have 50 dollars to last 9 days.

One more episode or bed.

When an oncoming person is walking towards you and you keep stepping to the same side

Checking out someone without being caught