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11 Roasts That Are Impressively Accurate

Welcome to Roast Ranker, where we rank the top roasts of the week from r/RoastMe. If you’re too nice to roast people and/or too sensitive to get roasted yourself, you’ve come to the perfect online getaway to get your fill of both.

Please enjoy this week’s top roasts:

11. If only you got in on the Disney Channel Original Movie game in the 90s – you’d be set for life

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10. I can hear the shyness of this photograph

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9. At least you have your interior decorating skills to keep you company

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8. They were probably letting you rent a car then too

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7. Now you can feel bad about two things!

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6. Well how else am I supposed to get their precious honey

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5. Honestly would be a p sick gig tho

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4. Boo doo-ay!

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3. If only I could be half the two men that you are

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2. Would you like fries with that? Yeah, baby!

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1. No Deus Ex Machina here

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