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1. Using the bathroom with the door open.

No two humans should ever be that close.

2. Romantic days such as Valentine’s Day have lost all of the romance.

Spending your anniversary at Applebees probably means you won’t have too many more anniversaries.

3. Letting yourself go.


It’s not a good sign if the most exercise you get is running from the couch to the fridge to grab a beer during a commercial.

4. Not being suspicious at all.


You shouldn’t do it, but you at least still need to consider glancing at their phone when it’s left unattended and unlocked.

5. Sex is a formality.

“Oh, it is Wednesday. Well I guess we probably need to stick to the schedule.”

6. You stop pretending that other people aren’t attractive.

Lying about the attractiveness of others is the foundation of any great relationship, right?

7. Your date nights have gotten quite stale.

Don’t spend your Friday night catching up on Bones.

8. No one in the relationship is shaving.

Everyone is just letting all the long hair flow.

9. Outfits make it seem like every day is laundry day.


The men are constantly wearing yesterday’s underwear and basketball shorts while the women seem to have gone exclusively to granny panties.

10. The compliments have disappeared.

Obviously you guys are attracted to each other, but a reminder of that every now and then would be nice even if it’s just saying that her ass doesn’t look big.

11. The mystery is all gone.

Please let some things still be a surprise even if its only the period schedule.

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