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12 NSFW Pro-Tips Every Person Should Know By Now

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lennyofquirm — All about those angles, baby.

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When in the cowgirl position place one or two pillows under the gentleman’s arse. She will thank you for the improved angle.

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themummra — Can’t have that.

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Use cold water to wash cum off. Warm turns it into glue

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Sys32768 — Lotta tips here.

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Men. When going below the equator, it can be a lot easier and better than you think
Put your whole mouth around the clit and surrounding area like you are about to bite an apple. Don’t bite though. This has several benefits:
A. You aren’t snuffling and slurping whilst you tongue it.
B. Any smells are removed.
C. You can look her in the eye, or just monitor her face
D. Most importantly, you can suck to create a vacuum that will tease the devils doorbell out from under its hood.
E. You can put your arms under her thighs and stroke her tits. Then when it gets close you can lock her in to you by bending your elbows and grabbing on so there is no escape from the joy you are providing.
F. You have put yourself in a comfy position for the task ahead and can easily slide some fingers in if that is desired.
Edit. This activity is best done with you kneeling on the floor by the bed, with your girl lying sideways on the bed in position.

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tildenpark — The classic tip.

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Pee after sex.

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DwightandAngela4ever — Good advice.

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Women, don’t fake orgasms. Communicate with your partner or figure out how to make yourself cum during the act. Communicate to your partner on what feels good!!
Same with men, if your partner isn’t doing things to how you like communicate it so it’s not awkward later down the road.
Honestly I think just being open and honest about sex and foreplay is important in any success sexual relationship.

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jaggedstripe — Jackhammering not required.

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Consistent movement is better than speed.

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eddmario — Uhh, I’m afraid to look this up.

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If you have horrible hiccups you can’t get rid of, finger your butthole.
Seriously, look it up. There’s a nerve that ends at the edge of your butthole that massaging can stop hiccups.

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PMME_ur_lovely_boobs — Alright then.

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If you are a female aspiring body-builder or have other uses for synthetic testosterone, be aware that your clitoris will grow in size and resemble a small penis. This is medically termed clitoromegaly.
Source: Am med student. Have seen clitoromegaly.

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MaxDamage1 — Cuz you stink. Don’t forget it.

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Don’t keep condoms in your wallet, but do keep unscented wet-wipes. Not the big ones, but the condom sized ones bbq joints pack with carryout orders. You never know when you may need to…
-Shine up the knob before a lass sees/smells,tastes it.
-wipe something off after the fact.
-clean a toilet seat before use.
-wash your asshole real quick because it’s like wiping a marker and quite frankly, a little moisture would solve this faster than chapping my asshole with this dry ass paper.

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p1nkp3pp3r — Yes, great idea.

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Keep your naughty pictures secure (separate hard drive, VPN software if you’re going to use open WiFi systems, don’t just leave them floating around). Store them in different folders on your phone so you can open your SFW gallery whenever you want to show friends/family/coworkers your brand new lawnmower or whatever and they can keep scrolling without worrying about seeing your gibbleybits. If you’re sharing intimate photos with people you are only casually dating, don’t leave identifying features in them like your face, tatts, or jewelry.

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peanut507 — Don’t want things getting stuck up in there.

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Do not put anything up your ass that doesn’t have a flared base

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MrNarwhal123 — Slow ‘n steady.

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Don’t pull the anal beads out like you’re starting a lawnmower

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