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12 People Share Simple Insults That Cut Them To The Core

12 People Share Simple Insults That Cut Them To The Core

We’ve all hurled insults at someone at some point in our lives. A lot of the time they’re profanity laden generic burns, but these 12 insults were simple clean insults that somehow cut deeper than anything else they’ve heard.

1

XPost3000 — So you’re saying I’m a star?

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You’re like the universe.
Dark, cold, empty, mostly lifeless, and expanding at an accelerating rate.

2

Ranger0202 — Simple, yet effective.

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Six piece chicken mcnobody

3

killingspeerx — That’s one theory.

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“Maybe the grass is greener because you’re not over there messing it up”

4

canarchist — Damn, a furniture burn.

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If you had two more legs, you still wouldn’t be smart enough to find work as a table.

5

Firehead257 — I kinda like the salad burn, too.

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I have red hair and got the “carrot top” insult a lot when I was a kid. When I was 8 a kid on the playground said, “At least I don’t belong in a salad!” And I immediately said, “At least I belong somewhere.”
I’ve had some pretty good comebacks in my life but I’m pretty sure I peaked early with that one.

6

mycatisabrat — Next time you hear of a train derailment, it may have been this uggos fault.

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My USMC drill instructor told me I was so ugly that I would make a train take a dirt road.

7

TheWolverine_ — Not a great situation, overall.

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Your grades say “Marry rich” but your looks say “Try harder”

8

fuzbuzz00 — One less would be perfect.

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The world has one too many of you.

9

ConneryFTW — Hey, leave my parent’s outta this.

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“You’re the reason your parents aren’t happy”
“I’d say you could learn from this, but then we’d both be wrong”

10

Skullyta — Damn, and that man could find the silver lining on just about anything.

Mr Rogers would be disappointed in who you grew up to be.

11

basicallynothin — A cruel mindf*ck.

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Not really an insult but when people are pissing me off I go with something like;
“Hey are you okay? A few people have mentioned you seem off recently. It’s driving people away.”
That shit really gets in their head.

12

JustNewStuff — Yeah, why’d you chose the worst possible thing?

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Your mom told you that you could become anything. Yet you still chose to become a disappointment.

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