1. This guy deserves a big enough raise to pack away some extra savings.
2. Kan someone give this kool kharacter a promotion?
3. I don’t know what Machete had against the butler, but this guy should be next in line for a raise.
4. Give this person a pro-meow-tion.
5. I’m as sick of Minions as the next person, but you can’t deny this is Literally The Greatest Twinkies Wrapping Idea Ever.
6. Comcast, THIS is how you do customer service. I’d tell you that, but I’ve been on hold for 2 HOURS STRAIGHT.
7. This headline writer has been waiting their whole life for this moment.
8. GIVE THIS PERSON A RAISE. Like, not a GREAT raise or anything (used a soccer ball instead of a volleyball), but a pretty solid raise nonetheless.
9. That’s it. Newspaper headlines are over. No one will ever improve on this.
10. OH GODDAMMIT.
11. Anyone opposed to raising the minimum wage needs to see this.
12. If only we could donate the Banks’ fictional fortune to this hotel employee, we would.
12 People Who Totally Deserve A Raise