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12 PORN STARS WHO CLEVERLY RIPPED OFF CELEBRITY NAMES

 

If finding celebrity isn’t working for you, why not try getting into the porn industry and ripping off a famous name in the process? These adult actresses — and yes, a few actors, sorry — cleverly ripped off some celebrity names with no regard for their source. These sweet peaches are our newest heroes, and their porn-folio probably is nothing to shake a venereal stick at either.

James Deen
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It’s not that clever of a steal, but in terms of popularity, Deen has picked up speed with the accusations involving rape of 31-year-old porn star, Amber Rayne, near her death in April. But he did manage to steal one of the most classic actor names, despite Dean’s rare film appearances. Sounds like this rebel has a cause after all.

Tyra Banxxx
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Tyra Banks was one of those girls we always wished would’ve got into porn, mainly around the time she was guest starring on “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” back then. Now that she has her own talk show, the chances are looking less likely. Enter Tyra Banxxx to fill in the fantasy. She even kind of looks like her, too.

Justin Long
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At first glance, we were wondering why anyone would want to associate themselves with Justin Long in hopes of being well-liked. Then, it hit us: the last name. We suppose it’s better to associate with the name of the nerdy actor you know from “Live Free or Die Hard” than to go with Martin Short. There’s a good chance he’s the reason why that movie ranks lower in the best of the “Die Hard” franchise.

Nikki Sexx
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Shouldn’t it be Nikki Sexxx? Aside from cleverly ripping off a rocker name, this rocking body pays tribute to hair metal bassist, Nikki Sixx, in the process. Maybe she doesn’t need that extra “X” to be appreciated.

Lizz Tayler
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Isn’t there another name that rhymes with Lizz that might’ve been a little more of an attention grabber? Oh, we can say “jizz”? Cool. Bouncing off the classy actress, Liz Taylor, this might be the best move in terms of SEO for old men trying to remember the old horny days. Pretty sure Liz Taylor didn’t have a belly button ring.Underboob? Perhaps. But no belly button ring.

April O’Neil
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Spelled just the same, this adult actress is “tapping” into our nostalgic side. With one of the biggest summer sequel films conveniently rebooting a classic right now, this porn star is probably doing pretty well for herself these days. And the movie’s not too bad, either. Leave it to Megan Fox to tap into our porn-loving side, even though she looks nothing like our nostalgic April.

Olivia Wilder
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As if Olivia Wilde wasn’t wild enough for us, this girl had to go get wilder. The “Drinking Buddies” babe has been told she’s not hot or young enough for some roles, but if you ask us, she’s perfect. We can think of no actress better to rip the name off of than this talented beauty, who directed the music video of one of ourfavorite summer music hits.

Michael J. Cox
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This name stealing might’ve been more successful in the ’90s, back when Michael J. Fox was running the show on “Spin City” after a big showing with “Family Ties.” Nowadays, things are a little shaky. Eh, too much?

Nat Turnher
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Named after the slavery rebellion leader, Nat Turner, this gem of a porn stud decided to incorporate one of his favorite sex moves into his tribute name. “Nat Stop-Short,” apparently, wasn’t as catchy.

Britney Rears
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Again, these coat tails were probably best ridden in the late ’90s when nostalgia was strong. These days, theBritney Spears name doesn’t carry as much weight, thus she goes by the name Jessica Sweet instead. Makes you think of another ’90s classic, Jodie Sweetin, who definitely came into her body.

John E. Depth
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Well, you can kind of see the resemblance with Johnny Depp, if you squint your eyes, and you’re colorblind. OK, just blind. But Depp is a hot name in the news, albeit not for making great movies or having successful relationships, but both can definitely pass as pirates. Chicks love pirates. Did you ever see “Pirates of the Caribbean Porn?” It’s got Jesse Jane.

Wesley Pipes
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We really hope he’s starred in some smut entitled “Demolition Man” and “Play It to the Bone.” If you’re stealing a celebrity name, you might as well rip off some of his movies, too. “Disappearing Acts” is a good one too, even if it’s just a TV movie.

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