12 Things That Are Technically True So We’re Gonna Allow It In Court

12 Things That Are Technically True So We’re Gonna Allow It In Court

Honestly, it’s not like we’re lying, we’re telling the truth to the best of our ability. If that seems a bit vague, then ask yourself, would our point hold up in court? We feel preeettttyyy confident it would a little something like this:

Judge: Do you solemnly swear that you will tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, (so help you God)?

Me: Uhh, technically?

Judge: Good enough. CASE DISMISSED!

Everyone: *standing ovation*

1. Yes, very informative.

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2. I’ve got a .22 caliber asshole and I’m not afraid to use it.

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3. 3Edgy5me

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4. 100% legit mistake.

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5. 1 whale = 1 whale

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6. If I HAD to guess…

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7. 10/10 still dessert.

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8. Caution: pool is wet.

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9. Yes, I see. Thank you.

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10. *Cue Jaws theme music*

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11. I’m on a very strict diet.

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12. Godzilla is an asshole.