12 Things That Are Technically True So We’re Gonna Allow It In Court
Honestly, it’s not like we’re lying, we’re telling the truth to the best of our ability. If that seems a bit vague, then ask yourself, would our point hold up in court? We feel preeettttyyy confident it would a little something like this:
Judge: Do you solemnly swear that you will tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, (so help you God)?
Me: Uhh, technically?
Judge: Good enough. CASE DISMISSED!
Everyone: *standing ovation*