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12 Women On The Craziest ‘Crazy Girlfriend’ Things They’ve Ever Done

 

Men on Reddit (which no, isn’t a redundant term) got a good lesson on the importance of fidelity when a thread asked women to share their craziest “crazy girlfriend” moment.

 

Yes, “crazy girlfriend” is a sexist term, but people do tend to go crazy after being cheated on, and if you don’t, you’re the crazy one, okay?

Here are the best stories of “crazy girlfriend”/”crazy ex-girlfriend” behavior to help you define “crazy” on a case-by-case basis.

(This post will utilize exclusively Crazy Ex-Girlfriend GIFs because that show rules and more people should watch it!)

1. It was just a crush, but areyuna was in deep.

Well it’s not really a “crazy girlfriend” because It was only a crush. I worked at a supermarket on the registers, and this guy who worked at the store next door came in at the same time, same day every week. I ended up having a crush on him, despite never actually talking to him. I went to the store he worked at one day, his shift was just ending and the next person was taking over for him. I asked his coworker what his name was and he told me. I ended up going on Facebook and typing in his first name, his work place, and where we lived and I found his profile. After looking though all his pictures and being a complete weirdo, I made a fake account to add him on. He’s accepted.

Long story short, that’s how I found out he was gay.

2. But does he have any parking tickets, sidnutz?

Paid money to access my boyfriend’s court records because my mom had somehow convinced me he was lying about a certain court case that involved his ex. It turns out he was actually telling the truth. I was only skeptical because he has been known to embellish stories to make them more entertaining. This was while we were broken up for about two weeks, and I feel guilty about it all the time for even doubting him.

3. Ignoremepeas has opened Pandora’s Box.

Searched “photos liked by boyfriendsname” on Facebook.

4. We can all agree that he is the crazy one, honeypeanutbutter.

A friend of mine flew across the US, pretending to want to reconcile with her recent ex, in order to lock herself in the bathroom with his laptop and wipe the hard drive.

(In her defence, he was trying to send her parents and college professors her nudes and get her expelled and in trouble.)

5. Fl00Fl00‘s poop party needs to be a movie, ASAP.

Found out my ex of 3 years had been cheating on me and had stolen money from my savings and my mother’s safe jewellery to make presents to this other girl for months… Went out with my friends the following night. We all got a bit drunk and for some reason had to poop at the same time. We though it was a good idea to poop on his car. So we walked to his house at 3 am and we all left a little poop on different parts of the car. I AM NOT PROUD. But I don’t regret it either.

6. This is my favorite Carrie Underwood song, SaCjAmWN.

Found out my husband was cheating went to his girlfriend’s house with 2 trash bags of his shredded clothes, smashed cologne bottles in side, and a copy of our marriage certificate and dropped it at her door step with a note saying “hes your problem now enjoy” with a “p.s. the return policy is expired youre stuck with him”

7. We’ve all been there, quilles.

I was hormonal and PMSing and so m BF brought me take out from my favourite sub shop. I cried when I opened it because it was my favourite sub, but I didn’t want my favourite – I wanted my second favourite sub.

 

 

 

8. Literally_a_Gorilla definitely knows the cheat codes.

I made us on the sims and made us have a bunch of kids

9. DarkSoleBoots majored in psychology.

With my ex boyfriend I always insisted on helping him with his laundry. He thought I was being sweet; really I was training him pavlov-style. That way if he ever screwed things up with me (he did) he would have to think about what he lost every time he had to do his own laundry

10. VinegarPrincess lives up to her name.

I burned his stuff and posted the picture of the fire on Facebook, then tagged him right in the center of the fire.

 

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11. He deserved way more than eggs, myaN7.

My highschool boyfriend ditched me on the night of my prom (just didn’t come to pick me up, after I was all dressed up and ready to go) so he could go to his ex girlfriend’s house and hang out with her. My friends and their boyfriends all chipped in for my dinner so I could go out with them before the dance, but then I went home because I couldn’t handle going to prom alone, knowing I’d been ditched.

After prom was over, my friends showed back up at my house with several cartons of eggs. We drove to the ex girlfriend’s house, found my boyfriend’s prized Mustang, and egged the shit out of it. Oh, it was also a convertible and had the roof down, so the eggs got all in the upholstery and stuff too. My best friend’s boyfriend also apparently knifed the tires, though I didn’t find out about that until later.

12. I’m Team Valdemort2 over Team Adam.

After realizing my boyfriend of three years was gaslighting me, cheating on me, etc (form the beginning) I moved out of the house while he was on a “work trip” and took the cable modem with me. Have fun feeding into your porn addiction without it, Adam!

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