13 BRILLIANT BACHELOR HACKS

Many of the brilliant life hacks below could be perceived as “lazy” or “slobbish,” but that’s not our style. We prefer to classify them as “resourceful” and “genius.” We have a feeling all of you bachelors out there will agree.

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This awesome hack can hopefully help us all forget about “2 Girls 1 Cup.”

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“What’s the matter? You don’t like my bags?

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Now you can put off taking the trash out for a few more days.

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You were going to eat the entire pot anyways. Why dirty an extra dish?

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Even better!

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You may never leave the bathtub again.

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Then save that floss for a quick teeth cleaning afterwards.

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Like a boss.

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Your inventiveness will impress your date, even if your cooking doesn’t.

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But a chef, nonetheless.

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Now that’s just doing it right.

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Your cleverness and wrinkle-free shirt should be all you need to nail that job interview.

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Two birds, one tortilla.

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2 replies on “13 BRILLIANT BACHELOR HACKS”

One time my pot holders were pretty dirty, so I just threw them out… never did get new ones either. Then one day I was explaining to my friends how I’d managed to burn myself removing pizza from the oven and they asked why I didn’t have pot holders… only after telling them this story did they point out that I could have just washed them (it seriously didn’t appear to me as an option). True laziness indeed.

Don’t use a coat hanger, a fall down the stairs works just as fast.

Give half of everything you have ever earned, or will ever earn, and give it away to charity. (Either a second hand shop or the stripper, either way “Charity” will appreciate it more than your ex.)

Just hold your breath forever.
We all die, why waste time? Imagine the savings you will get from a lifetime of bills, taxes, and court fines. It’s the ultimate middle finger to everyone and everything!!!!

BETTER YET, SIT AT YOUR COMPUTER AND WAIT FOR IAB TO COME BACK. IT’S STARTING TO FEEL LIKE THE SAME THING!!!

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