13 COMMON LIFE OCCURRENCES THAT HAVE MADE YOU QUESTION IF YOU CAN EVER MURDER SOMEONE
Holding the door open for someone and not receiving a “thank you.”
Saying “thank you” can save your life. Just saying.
Getting cut in line.
A long, slow line is filled with people ready to erupt. So just wait your turn.
Having a text message wake you up.
If you want to see if a person is capable of murder, just wake them up when they’re in a deep sleep.
When someone takes the last free sample.
Savages.
When they put an empty milk carton back in the fridge.
Well this is a quick way to learn if you have anger issues.
When two families decide to stop in the middle of a busy street to “catch up.”
Give me patience, lord.
When you get a “K” back after texting a novel.
“I even added the appropriate emojis, you ungrateful jerk.”
When you step in the dog shit that your neighbor never cleans up.
Oh great, now you’re a suspect when your neighbor goes missing.
When someone swipes through your pictures without your permission.
This should be a crime.
That shopping cart that happens to be in the only available parking spot.
My appearance on “Forensic Files” is coming soon.
Waiting an hour for your food, and it arrives cold.
Just make sure to flee to Mexico when you do the deed.
Not being able to hear anything on the drive-thru intercom.
“I said extra bacon, you mongrel!”
When the call disconnects after being on hold for over an hour.
An hour of listening to Kenny G on a loop for nothing!
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Never murder someone out of spite or convenience.