13 Gross Things Women Do That Men Don’t Know About
There’s always talk about how gross boys are all the time, it’s now time to talk about how gross maybe even how much more disgusting girls can be. It may not even be disgusting, but just weird, but we are girls. What can we say?
1. Gorilla legs.
It’s not that we don’t want to…okay, that was a lie. Every girl can agree that they only shave during bathing suit season when you’re wearing a dress, or when you’re gonna get it on. Basically, If she shaves her legs you’re special.
2. When did I last wash this bra again?
We wear the same exact bra, for days, and weeks, and who knows for how long.
3. It’s not just the bra’s, it’s the pants too.
We wear jeans and leggings like twenty times before we think about washing them.
4. We don’t wash our hair every day.
Because unwashed hair is the best styling hair. Also because looking good takes too much work.
5. We are always picking at our faces, especially pimples.
As soon as we walk by a mirror, its a must. Car mirrors are awesome to pop those suckers and pluck rampant eyebrow hairs. We pop pimples like its our job.
6. We will live in your clothes.
If you somehow let your significant other or friend wear your sweatshirt you’re never getting it back… and she’s never taking it off. Girls will wear that sh*t until your scent is gone because we love it.
7. We poop.
Believe it or not… it happens to us too. Women don’t make it as much as a show as boys do. We hide it from you and will hold it until you’re not around. And you’ve probably received a lot of selfies on the toilet.
8. The dreaded monthly gift.
Probably the most disgusting thing to ever happen to the human body. But everyone knows about menstruating, but most guys don’t understand the other things that come along with it, like the cramps that bring period farts and the nasty bowel movements and blood clots.
9. Finding hair from our head in our butt cheeks.
Yeah, it’s a thing. Your head hair crawls it’s way down there occasionally.
10. We smell ourselves a lot.
We are super conscious about how we smell…especially down there.
11. We let it fly.
We will hold in our farts from you, but as soon as we are alone… that’s a different story. You better hope we don’t get too comfortable around you too quick.
12. Sometimes we have to improvise.
Sometimes mother nature likes to come when we aren’t ready, or prepared with the supplies. There are numerous occasions where we start bleeding and have to create this bundle of toilet paper and just shove it down there.
13. Looking at our panties and trying to figure out what came out.
Sometimes you just don’t know for sure.