13 Of The Best ‘F*ck You’ Songs Ever Written

Many of the best songs are written with heightened emotions.

While a ton are inspired by love, a good chunk are inspired by pure hatred.

These are the lyrically best ‘Fuck You’ songs people can remember.


eaglescout1984 — An interesting strategy.

The entire Rumors album. Fleetwood Mac was just consumed by infighting and what better way to say “fuck you” to someone than to have them to play on the track.


PM_ME_UR_MIRRORS — I mean it’s right there in the title.

Fuck you – CeeLo Green


Pierogipuppy/Krillo90 — Rumored to be about Dave Coulier of all people.

You oughta know -Alanis Morisette

“And every time
you speak her name,
does she know
how you told me
you’d hold me
until you died?
‘Til you died!
But you’re still alive.”


xmittsx87 — That sounds like a pretty rough fuck you.

“Seventy times 7” by Brand New
“So have another drink and drive yourself home. I hope theres ice on all the roads.

And you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt, then when your head goes through the windshield”


sharkytacos/Alfonzo227 — I mean, at that point just let go of the hand.

No Children by The Mountain Goats, you can hear the hatred.

“I am drowning, there is no sign of land, you are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand” Too much.


compensatedshill — Yeah wife fucking is the number one fuck you.

Hit em up by Tupac.
“You claim to be a player but I fucked your wife” is tough to top


skyfullofstars89 — Strange. This isn’t a Christmas song.

I like ‘Beautiful Day’ by Michael Buble. It is a sort of anti break up song.

Where he realises that he dodged a bullet and life is better without her.
The tune is so bouncy and happy and the lyrics are so shady.

Got me through a nasty break up earlier this year ?


abhinavk1/Shout_ — 5 year old me wrote this same song to my mom telling me to clean up my room.

“Killing In The Name Of” by Rage Against the Machine



JournalofFailure — Sorry, manager, you get 10% of my horseshit tunes, only.

The ultimate “fuck you” to a manager was David Bowie recording increasingly weird and experimental (and non-commercial)

music until his contract expired, and then making Let’s Dance.


ZhayBee — Blunt.

Platypus – Green Day
“No one loves you and you know it Don’t pretend that you enjoy it or you don’t care

‘Cause now I wouldn’t lie or tell you all the things you want to hear”
Crude, but also short, sweet and to the point.


normo95 — A long and detailed ‘fuck you.’

Chance the rappers verse in baby blue by Action Bronson.
I hope you get a paper cut on your tongue From a razor in a paper cup I hope every soda you drink already shaken up I hope your dreams dry like raisins in the baking sun I hope your titties all saggy in your early 20’s I hope there’s always snow in your driveway I hope you never get off Fridays And you work at a Friday’s that’s always busy on Fridays
I hope you win the lottery and lose your ticket I hope it’s Ben and Socrates poop all up in your kitchen I hope the zipper on your jacket get stuck And your headphones short, and your charger don’t work And you spill shit on your shirt I hope your tears don’t hurt, and I can smile in your face Cut my losses, how Delilah changed my locks to a fade I hope you happy, I hope you happy I hope you ruined this shit for a reason, I hope you happy, igh


airylnovatech — An eloquent ‘fuck you.’

Modest Mouse’s “You’re The Good Things” is pretty decent.
You’re the icing on the cake on the table at my wake
You’re the extra, ton of cash in my sinking life raft
You’re the loud sound, of fun when I’m tryin’ to sleep
You’re the flowers, in my house when my allergies come out


Tothehoopalex — All of Eminems albums are filled with various ‘fuck you’s.’

Superman by Eminem “Am I too nice? To buy you ice? Bitch if you died, I wouldn’t buy you life.”

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