13 Of The Most Unusual Sexual Fetishes

Rule #34 of the internet says that if you can think of it, someone has almost certainly already made a dirty movie out of it.

Going by this list of unusual fetishes, there are some REALLY strange films out there.

Sploshing

Aka Wet and Messy (WAM).

Women (it’s almost always women) sit in gunk tanks and/or roll around in paddling pools filled with baked beans.

Gloopy.

Hey all. Gotta start getting back to normal, sooo new download out tomorrow, PVC in the gunge tank! #wam #gungetank pic.twitter.com/uDPyVBSuFM

— Candy Custard (@candycustard) August 10, 2015

Formicophilia

Get your rocks off by being covered in insects. But maybe take an antihistamine first.

Furries

YOUR TAIL IS SO FLUFFY SENPAI NOTICE ME.

Aloha Furries, where is the beach bar? This handsome guy wants to treat us to some drinks 🙂 with @_aoikitsune pic.twitter.com/pXbijsY3mn

— Kiwi Kigurumi (@kiwikig) November 3, 2015

Balloons

Whether it’s the straining latex – or just the tension of waiting for it to pop – balloons certainly raise some people’s blood pressure.

Coulrophilia

Sexual attraction to clowns, which is the complete opposite of how I feel about them.

#Pennywise is coming back to the big screen! https://t.co/QiIHaLiaxw @iHorrorNews #It #horror #StephenKing pic.twitter.com/wOMjgNOifG

— SCREAMBOX (@SCREAMBOXTV) November 9, 2015

Tripsolagnia

The joy of getting one’s hair shampooed. Doesn’t everyone have this fetish to some extent?

Macrophilia

A quick search for ‘macrophilia’ on Amazon finds endless tales of tiny men being taken prisoner by giantesses.

Me if I Grew tbf #Anime #Giantess #Giant #Woman #Growth #Grow #Girl #City #Destroy pic.twitter.com/dvgTGDAKui

— AnimeGiantess (@AnimeGiantess) November 9, 2015

Kleptolagnia

I don’t know about getting turned on by stealing, but I guess an awful lot of people have sneaky thoughts about being caught in an illicit act.

In which case it’s probably safer to get a trusted partner to handcuff you in private, rather than risk being marched through a busy shopping centre by a security guard who’s just caught you with a copy of Heat down your bra.

Dendrophilia

Most people love trees. Some people really love trees.

And some people strip naked and tie themselves to trees in the name of art.

I personally favor trees that look like they have butts.

https://twitter.com/Mrjimmywalton/status/622071954934210561

Hybristophilia

Hybristophila is the act of fetishising criminals, often seen in women who fall in love from a distance with such infamous felons as Charles Manson or Peter Sutcliffe.

It is generally believed that they subconsciously want the thrill of being associated with someone famous that they’ll never actually have to live with (on account of them, y’know, being imprisoned for life), whilst also seeing themselves as a kind of redeemer who will show the bad guy the error of his ways.

Voraphilia

Voraphiliacs derive pleasure from the thought of being swallowed whole and/or being digested.

Slowly dissolving in the stomach acids of a giant alien creature? Best. Date. Ever.

Tentacles

This is a fairly obvious one given the potentially phallic nature of tentacles, although Cthulhu is unlikely to be any parent’s idea of the perfect partner for their offspring.

Mind you, he’d certainly be useful when fighting through a crowded bar on a Saturday night.

#Cthulhu Rising #Lovecraft pic.twitter.com/zBT0gglVhC

— Thomas (@TKerouac76) November 9, 2015

Psychrophilia

Psychrophiliacs have fantasies of watching people freeze.

The psychrophiliac hybristophiles amongst you could do worse than watching the end of The Shining.

Heeeere’s Johnny!

Watched The Shining last night… Creepiest movie ever, made my skin crawl. Highly recommended pic.twitter.com/AEEP5tNF0s

— Connor (@connor_mcphee06) November 2, 2015