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13 Weirdos Who Gave Us Reason To Delete Our Tinder Accounts

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For most people, the thought of going on a blind date can induce vomiting. If you thought you were even-tempered and great under pressure, try going to dinner with someone you’ve never met in a crowded restaurant. Although face-to-face interactions are enough to send most of us into a complete panic, corresponding online can be equally as traumatic.

There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but it doesn’t mean that all of them are appetizing. I’m no love doctor, but from what I’ve seen, the quality of meat left in the market is subpar at best. The lack of dateable singles may have something to do with the rise of Tinder and other dating apps obscuring reality and making people seem instantaneously replaceable. Regardless of the cause, we know the effects are devastating. Some people are perfectly content being single, and they are the lucky ones. My best advice would be to lower your expectations because the future is looking bleak.

1. Your standards should adjust according to your location, occupation, presentation, and financial situation.

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2. It’s simple, don’t hold people to standards you can’t even meet.

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3. Poop should never be mentioned in a pickup line, period.

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4. You gotta be a princess to get a prince.

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5. You can’t say that she didn’t warn you.

Enter at your own risk.

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6. If you liked the movie American Psycho, I’m sure Klint is just your type.

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7. Your expectations are irresponsible.

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8. What a surprise, you matched with Prince Charming all the way from the Magic Kingdom.

Dreams really do come true.

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9.  I wonder why this sassy hunk of insecurity is single in the first place?

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10. It looks like no one will be “dealing” with Damian any time soon.

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11. It’s a wonder that even one woman passed the test.

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12. He thought he was being smooth, but he was really just being rude.

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13. Can we all just agree to lower our expectations and get on with our lives?

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