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14 Guys Share What Their Gf’s Dads Did To Establish Dominance

Most dads feel the need for the “don’t you dare hurt my daughter” speech when meeting a new boyfriend. Some of these poor guys had less than desirable experiences meeting their girlfriend’s fathers.

 


“Found out he was a high ranking official for the secret service in Poland during the soviet era. He doesn’t have to do anything more to terrify me.”

-Nooms88

 

“He sat down on the couch next to me shirtless and just wearing long underwear and said, “let’s play a game called ‘let’s see how uncomfortable we can make Trevor’” (my name isn’t even Trevor). Then he proceeded to take me up to his bedroom and tried to coerce me to into smoking pot and doing mushrooms even tho I told him I had never done drugs, never wanted to do drugs, and was expecting to be drug tested as I was trying to get into the military. Eventually he backed off but he was always pretty weird.”

-funlovingzombiefroli

 


“We’re 16, talking out in front of her house at 8pm, very innocent.

He comes out and starts mowing the lawn.”

-Billshores

 


“He actually didn’t do anything himself to terrify me, but my gf did it for him. She told me all about how her grandfather (his dad) was a legitimate lumberjack and how he (her dad) was pretty much one too. He chopped wood for fun and at one point his arms were so big that he HAD to cut the sleeves off his flannel shirts. He also used to bow hunt, camp for days, and works out a lot. He’s the manliest man I personally know, which is a stark contrast to me. He is a really nice guy and has only made me feel slightly uncomfortable with his sarcasm.”

-funlovingzombiefroli

 

“I was 17 at the time and was really into his 16 y/o daughter. He sat me down at his kitchen table for what I thought would be a talk. Instead, he pulls out a length of rope and demonstrates step by step how to tie a proper noose for hanging someone.”

-olesone76

 


“Shook my hand real firm and asked “hello, are you fucking my daughter in your apartment”

No introduction, wouldn’t let go without an answer. I’m really tall and he is a short stocky wrestler. 14 years later…Still together.”

-Wrath_OfA_PatientMan

 


“He stood up. I’m 5’6, he’s 6’1.”

-Warlock2017

“I once came to a girl’s house to pick her up for a date in high school, and her father answered the door and said “come on in.”

So I followed him inside, to discover the dining room table covered in disassembled firearms and he casually sat back down, resuming oiling and assembling everything, looked up and asked “so what are you kids up to tonight?”‘

-WhyHelloOfficer

 


“He introduced himself, told me about his profession, a surgeon. Then during the conversation he slipped in the line “oh and if you get hurt I can give you personalized care! Or finish you off, it all depends on how you treat my daughter. “ Oh and he had some crazy eyes too. Always too wide open.”

-Chinlan


“Dated a girl back in high school who took me to her grandparents for a family reunion type meal. Sometime after the dinner, her grandfather took me outside to “talk” and we started walking towards his workshop. So he opens the door and suddenly I am staring down the barrel of a cannon. Not a model, not a toy. A fully functioning Civil War Cannon surround by all manner of historical weaponry. Muskets, rifles, swords, bayonets, battle axes, even a fucking suit of armor. You name it, old boy collected it. Needless to say…I knew right then and there that Gramps didn’t fuck around and I probably shouldn’t do anything to really piss of his granddaughter.”

-RikerOmega3

“Broke my rear driver window with a cricket bat.”

-Hank-The-Pigeon

“There were three urinals. He pissed in the one next to me. My piss froze in the middle of my urethra, and I stood there looking like a dumbass. (And I was definitely not in the middle urinal, I knew the rules of bathroom, even back then.)”

-hole_da_door

 


“My ex’s dad was a 6’5” ex linebacker working as a doctor and had a black belt. He also dabbled in making his own fireworks for fun. That man didn’t have to establish dominance, I understood that he could kill me in any number of ways.”

-Aredfern43

 

“Shot me. Point blank. With a nerf gun. No warning, just at dinner I was having with their family. All he said was “You try any funny business, you’ll get the “or nothing”.”

-diesdramaticallyDUH

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