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1. Stop posing with exotic animals.

Stop posing with exotic animals.

Especially tigers.

Especially tigers.

WHY HAS EVERY GUY ON TINDER MET A TIGER?!

WHY HAS EVERY GUY ON TINDER MET A TIGER?!

2. Stop flaunting cash.

Stop flaunting cash.

…especially when there’s small bills involved.

3. Stop trying too hard to be seductive.

Stop trying too hard to be seductive.

Seriously. Just stop.

Seriously. Just stop.

4. Stop being ironic.

Stop being ironic.

5. Stop going crazy if your message is ignored.

Stop going crazy if your message is ignored.

6. Stop showing how popular you are.

Stop showing how popular you are.

7. Don’t kiss your girlfriend in your profile picture.

Don't kiss your girlfriend in your profile picture.

8. Don’t wield a weapon.

Don't wield a weapon.

Guns, too.

Guns, too.

9. Don’t bring up breastfeeding. Ever.

Don't bring up breastfeeding. Ever.

10. Stop posting pictures of your oddly shiny abs.

Stop posting pictures of your oddly shiny abs.

Even if they’re real, it’s gross.

11. Stop doing… whatever this is.

Stop doing... whatever this is.

Or wearing these pants.

Or wearing these pants.

Probably just don’t own them, actually.

12. This does not mean you are a great catch.

This does not mean you are a great catch.

13. Showing off your penis does NOT make you a great catch.

Showing off your penis does NOT make you a great catch.

14. …your naked butt is also not okay.

...your naked butt is also not okay.

 

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