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14 Women Confess Their Petty Break-Up Revenge Stories

 

They say hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Well, after reading these I believe it! Whatever you do, don’t piss of a woman during a break-up. She will straight up ruin you!

 

 

I waited until fifteen minutes before the new season of game of thrones started to change the password on my HBO account that I knew he was still using.
–MultinucleateClub

 

 

Cut the sleeve off of a dress shirt the other woman had bought him and put it back in the closet so only the good arm was showing. Got a text from him a couple weeks later that simply said ‘are you fucking serious!?’ … Yes… Yes I am
–HuskyMeekah

 

 

The Ex cheated on me after 12 years with someone he met at work. When that went sour he lost his job and ended up falling behind on his car payment. The repo company had my place as his last known address, so when they showed up here looking for the car I invited them in, used Facebook to get them as much info on The Ex and New Girlfriend as possible, gave them his parent’s address and sent them on their way with a smile.
–Go-Ask-Alice

 

 

He repeatedly cheated on me with multiple women so I had my pregnant roommate piss on a test and then just dropped it at his front door. No note, no way to know who it came from. The panic was real.
–emmett_crab

 

 

I wrote a song, recorded it, and released it on Spotify, Apple Music, Pandora, etc. It’s a great song. Not gonna lie, it’s a pretty awesome song and was worth the crap I went through. He’s a professional musician, I do music as a hobby. Lots of fragile ego at play.
–Californiachickens

 

 

For 8 years, I have been giving creepy dudes my ex’s phone number instead of mine. His sister always texts me his new phone number when he changes it. She also sends photos and video of him losing his mind angry when he gets a call from a dude looking for a hookup.
–TepiKhan

 

 

Found out my ex had cheated on me (and in a really disrespectful way). His bday was coming up and he knew I had gotten him a really fancy watch; I was planning on having it engraved. Gave it to his weed man with the agreement that he could have it for free if he promised to wear it every time my ex came over.

I still get random texts from the ex about seeing that watch.
–muchachamala7

 

 

He got another girl pregnant, so of course I broke up with him and demanded he return all of my things, including anything I bought him. He asked for some money he had given me back. Instead I got on my computer and printed out “asshole dollars”. I printed and cut them out and put them in a sealed envelope. He didn’t realize until he got in the cab to go back home he had fake money.
–jfallenangel

 

 

I found out a guy I’d dated for almost a year (and who wanted me to move in with him and wanted to get me pregnant?!) had been cheating with his ex nearly the whole relationship. He was very insecure about his little member’s size (emphasis on little). So after i confronted him about the cheating and he was begging forgiveness, i texted “oh don’t stress about it. Just means you’ve been disappointing 2 women in bed for the last year instead of just 1.”
–burymeinsand

 

 

I loosened the seams in all his pants and shorts so that as soon as he sat they’d rip open on him. It’s been 10 years and that still makes me laugh.
–gasoline_rainbow

 

 

I logged into his Pokemon Go account and deleted his whole box.
–TeamRocketish

 

 

I put prawns in his curtain pole.
–hongkonghenry

 

 

After the bro I was dating gave me the silent treatment for a week (while we lived together) and then I found out he was cheating on me, I hid all his protein powder in his dirty laundry. He called the cops about three weeks later, who then showed up at my house asking about stolen protein powder. I informed them that no it wasn’t stolen and if he had done his laundry in the last three weeks he would have found it.
–AaahhFakeMonsters

 

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