No one likes to be in a relationship with a cheater. It isn’t just that the person you’re in a relationship with is lying to your face; it’s also that they’re humiliating you, treating you with no respect, and maybe, are even exposing you to sexually transmitted diseases. Point being: cheaters are lame. They just do their own thing and never even worry about how they might be hurting someone else. And as we all know, that just isn’t cool. Just be single if you want to mess around.
Which is why it’s so funny when the cheater gets cheated on. There they are thinking that they’re so totally cool and getting away with everything, and then, they get cheated on themselves. You might say that it’s karma, or you even might say what goes around comes around, but no matter how you choose to mention it, no one ever feels bad when a cheater gets cheated on.
There are a lot of famous people out there that fit into this category; after all, celebrities tend to cheat a lot, or maybe it’s just that they’re more famous than other people, so we hear about it a lot. Either way, we think it’s kind of funny whenever these celebrity cheaters get what’s coming to them.
Here are 15 celebrity cheaters that got cheated on.
Of course, Kim Kardashian would need to be on this list. Is there anything that she does that doesn’t have some sort of moral vacancy to it? She cried a lot about how her old boyfriend, Ray J, used to cheat on her all the time, but guess what? It turns out that she was spending a lot of time cheating on him, too. Good old Kim Kardashian… if there’s one thing that she’s good at it, it’s that she can get the media to pay attention to her agenda. Actually, now that I think of it, that’s the only thing that she’s good at. I would think if you were going out with Kim Kardashian, or heaven forbid, were married to her, then you would have to do a little cheating here and there just to stay sane. But, of course, if you were sane, you never would’ve gone out with her in the first place.
The next total hypocrite on this list of cheaters is none other than Britney Spears, who cheated on Justin Timberlake but then cried all sorts of tears when some random dude cheated on her. Let’s be honest, though, shall we? Britney is obviously not the most stable of partners. Anyone that would cheat on Justin Timberlake and then get married to Kevin Federline isn’t one to be trusted when it comes to relationship decisions, and by that, I mean she’s made a whole lot of incredibly bad moves when it comes to the men in her life. Hopefully, she’s learned her lessons and turned it all around, but I tend to doubt it. The old saying goes, “Once a cheater, always a cheater,” and it seems true to me.
I know that it’s kind of hard to imagine messing around on Jennifer Lopez; one would think if you had something like that going on, you’d make sure that you didn’t do anything wrong. But hey, cheaters are a different breed. A true cheater would mess around on anyone, even Jennifer Lopez. Not that we should feel bad for her. The word is that she cheated on her husband Chris Judd with Ben Affleck. A few years down the road, she was dating her backup dancer, Casper Smart, when he ended up cheating on her. That’s the way these things go, of course. There really isn’t any reason for someone like Jennifer Lopez to be surprised when she gets cheated on, you know, since she did it herself.
Jessica Simpson comes off kind of as an All-American type who would never do anything wrong. Tell that to Nick Lachey, though. Bam Margera said that he and Jessica did the nasty when she was still married, and she’s rumored to have had affairs with some other guys, too. Okay, wait a minute — Bam Margera? I know he has a certain charm, but come on… that guy is nasty. Later on, though, Jessica’s fiance cheated on her, and I have to be honest and say that I don’t feel bad for her. If she’s married and is going to cheat with someone like Bam Margera, then she deserves whatever she could possibly get. And also, one has to be kind of smart to cheat and get away with it, so Jessica should’ve just never tried.
Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna are a couple that I really don’t like thinking about a whole lot. You know how some people are famous for being famous? Well, these two are famous for knowing people that are famous for being famous. If that makes sense to you, then this will, too. Rob, at one point, cheated on Blac Chyna with one of the members of The Cheetah Girls, but lately, he’s been whining about how Blac ended up hooking up with Pilot Jones. The bigger issue here is not whether or not these two are cheating on each other, but it’s more about how they even found people to cheat on each other with in the first place. I don’t know about you, but this is one case where I don’t want my imagination to run wild.
Good old Paris. Some of us love her, and some of us hate her. Wait a minute… who am I kidding? Pretty much no one likes her, but she’s still managed to be rich and famous all the same, so you have to give her that. Paris was going out with Nick Carterwhen she cheated on him, and he got back on her by cheating on her with Ashlee Simpson. While all of these people are totally lame, one can at least understand why they were able to hook up, as all of them are pretty attractive. Or maybe they all cheated because they’re totally lame. There’s that school of thought that people who aren’t happy with themselves can’t be happy with other people, and there’s no way Paris could be happy with herself, could she?
Remember Jon Gosselin? If you’re like me, I’m sure you wish that you didn’t, but for a while, he was pretty much everywhere that you looked. Thankfully, that’s now over, and he’s faded back into obscurity where he belongs. It’s pretty much common knowledge that he cheated on his wife, Kate, but he continued to deny it, at least until his new girlfriend went on Couples Therapy With Dr. Jenn and called him out on the fact that he had lied about it while at the same time admitting she had cheated on him. The bigger question here is why anyone would bang him in the first place and not why anyone would cheat on him, but these are questions for people who have a higher pay grade than I do.
Frank Sinatra is known as being one tough dude. He’s legendary not only as a singer but as a partier and a ladies man as well. So who would possibly cheat on him? Ava Gardner, that’s who. Sinatra cheated on all sorts of women, including his wife, Nancy Sinatra. Finally, he wound up with Ava, and guess what? She ended up cheating on him. Sinatra didn’t like having the shoe be on the other foot, of course, especially after she ran off with a bullfighter. But should anyone feel bad for him? I know, for one, that I sure don’t; if you’re going to run around and cheat on people that you’re with, then you shouldn’t get all dramatic when it’s done back to you. Even if your name is Frank Sinatra.
This is sort of one of those philosophical questions that one could argue for hours: if you’re a guy that cheats on your wife over and over again and even identifies as a sex addict, is it cheating if your spouse then cheats on you? This is a good question for David Duchovny and Tea Leoni. She put up with him banging anyone he could get his hands on for years, but then, she cheated on him with Billy Bob Thornton, and David dumped her as soon as possible. On the one hand, this is kind of lame of him — what a hypocrite, right? On the other hand, you have to give him some props for truly letting it all hang out. In his world, he can cheat on you, but if you cheat on him, you’re through.
LeAnn Rimes started cheating with her then husband-to-be, Eddie Cibrian, when they were both married to other people. What a surprise then when Eddie started cheating on her. Who would’ve ever expected such a thing? That’s the funny thing about all of this: everyone thinks that they’re special and that even though their boyfriend or girlfriend cheated on other people that the former cheater won’t do that anymore. Well, we all know that this is total bunk. There are really only two types of people: those that cheat and those that don’t. If you’ve ever cheated before, then there’s no doubt that you might do so again no matter how hard to pretend that isn’t true. Stop trying to convince yourself what a good guy you are. In the right situation, a cheater will probably cheat again.
Now, I have to admit: it sounds kind of fun to cheat on Madonna. She always acts like she’s oh-so-cool, and she especially did back in the day when she was relevant and kind of hot. I probably would’ve cheated on her if we were going out just so I would have something to laugh about behind her back. I mean, she was with Guy Ritchie, who is cool, and then she ended up cheating on him with Alex Rodriguez, who is just about the least cool guy alive. So forgive me if I don’t feel bad when she told everyone that she had been cheated on, too. Spare us, Madonna. All of your good stories were about things you did 30 years ago, so now you’re telling stories about what people are doing to you.
Sienna Miller and Jude Law were married, but then, he cheated on her with the nanny, and she then had a public affair with Daniel Craig. This one is kind of a hard one to figure out since they’re both celebrities, and both of them were obviously pretty awful at being husband and wife. You do have to feel for Sienna a bit, though, as that’s about the most cold-blooded thing ever: you hire someone to take care of your kid, and she ends up taking care of your husband instead. But there’s also a solution to all of that: if you’re going to get married and have a kid, you can always raise the kid yourself. Guys have been banging the nanny since nannies existed. I’m sure Sienna thought she was too hot to be cheated on, but she was wrong.
Everyone used to think Meg Ryan was cute, and I really do mean everyone. For quite a while, she was really where it was at when it came to a chick that guys wanted to be with and women liked, too. She was married to Dennis Quaid when it came out that she and Russell Crowe had been doing it, but then, it turns out that Quaid had been cheating on her, too. It’s like they don’t know that they just could’ve gotten divorced. What’s up with all of these famous people and all the cheating? Although I have to be honest: I was just hanging out with a buddy of mine this weekend, and he’s getting divorced because his wife has been cheating on him, and as far as I know, he isn’t famous at all.
A lot of people don’t know how hot Liz Taylor was. Let me be clear: she was extremely hot. She also got married a ton of times. She cheated on her 4th husband, Eddie Fisher, with Richard Burton, who was, by all accounts, an incredibly charming man. She then got married to Burton, and he cheated on her pretty much constantly after that. They got divorced at one point and then remarried, and then, they got divorced again. These two bring to mind another type of cheater: the ones that simply can’t behave no matter what the circumstances are. By all accounts, Taylor and Burton loved each other, but they still kept messing around on each other anyway. The real question is, why did they get married in the first place?
Tori Spelling has always been more than a little confusing to me. She’s one of those chicks who’s always has been kind of hot and really not hot all at the same time. Don’t ask me to explain it because I can’t, but I know that you know what I mean. But I digress. Tori cheated on her first husband and then married Dean McDermott, who then cheated on her. This all might sound needlessly confusing, but the reality of it is that this is just how it all goes down in the world of cheaters. You can avoid all of it by not cheating yourself and picking your partners wisely, but when it all comes down to it, then you wouldn’t get to live a life full of drama and stress, and let’s be honest: who wants that?