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15 Clever Pick-Up Lines On Tinder

15 Clever Pick-Up Lines On Tinder

So, they’ve swiped you right back and you’ve matched on Tinder. NOW WHAT? You want to make a cool clever line so they are so impressed they’ll sleep with your gross ass. Well, thankfully for you we have some pictures of people making successful and not-so-successful first impressions on the dating app.

1. Comin’ in hot with a strong promise

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2. Well, do you?

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3. For the nerds out there

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4. You lose for being a rude shit

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5. Full-time lovers

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6. Takin’ tips from Bubba Sparxxx

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7. He meant “anal”

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8. He was so excited about this name-pun he took a screenshot before he got a reply

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9. Turning a negative into a positive

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10. Prerfect response

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11. He’s bathing off that filth, because he’s a dirty boy

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12. I wonder what her “dare” would have been

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13. I hate this man

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14. Two-month gap and he never forgot her. That’s love… or desperation

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15. THE NERDS PREVAIL?

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2 replies on “15 Clever Pick-Up Lines On Tinder”

REal funny texts that I could never come up with. they would never work for me. Plus wherre I live there are no real girls on Tnder anyways. Not that I have checked….maybe I should check though..:)

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