15 Idiot Thieves Who Make Being A Criminal Look Bad

Is that a guitar in your pants, or are you just busted by the cops?

I love a guy with an axe to grind.

All I want for Tits-mas is you!

Returning those is gonna be a bitch.

Snapchatting her way to a DUI and right into our hearts.

It’s so cute when they’re too drunk to drive.

Tag. You’re it.

Hahahaha cool brooch.

I’m falling for this guy head over feet.

And the bottles are still good.

Girl you look good, won’t you back that iPad up.

Pics and it did happen.

Tugging at heart strings and theft prevention cords.

Hello, my name is: Embarassing

This guy is exactly what I ordered.

No sense in going to jail on an empty stomach.

I can’t mask my feelings for these two.

I think the guy on the left was trying to be Batman ?

The world just couldn’t handle his Polo.

Fish out of water!

Come on bike thief, you gotta be smarter than this.

“No beats, no thumping.”

On your mark, get set, go crash into a window!

Nice try, automatic door

Tell me if you’ve heard this one.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? A burglar under your bed.

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His only mistake was trusting that the cashier understood US currency.

The real criminal here is our terrible public education system

Guess what he got arrested for.

Arrested As Fuck.



15 Idiot Thieves Who Make Being A Criminal Look Bad

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