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15 Non-Famous People Who Dated Celebs Tell Their Story

 

 

Most of us Average Joes won’t get the opportunity to date somebody famous in our lifetimes. We can only imagine what it’s like to go out to dinner with a beloved celebrity who’s poster may or may not have been the inspiration for some late nights in our room during those horned up teenage years. For the lucky few that have had the chance, it’s more likely the relationship started before the celebrity was famous, or perhaps just on the cusp of stardom. For these people, it was a mix of both and we’re (depending on who it is) very jealous.

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“A friend of my dad dated Jerry Seinfeld for more than a year pretty much at the height of the show’s success. She said he was pretty eccentric and anal. He always needed shoes in his closet to point the same direction, he was very neat about how he stored his clothing, and he was very particular about washing his hands.
Edit: It’s no secret that his show character was heavily based on how he was in real life. My dad’s friend said that Jerry was very aware of his many quirks (even in private) and that as his fame grew, his attempt to suppress them faded. He sort of embraced them. As he became filthy rich, he adopted an attitude of not giving a fuck if he was weird. He knew he was successful and if you had a problem with his idiosyncrasies you could fuck off.”

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“Coworker’s nephew dated Carrie Underwood in high school and into her time on American Idol. He said up until Carrie was in the final 8, his nephew was at all the performances. Then some TV and entertainment folks got in her ear and caused a break up. Something about how he wasn’t good for her image. They’re still great friends though – my coworkers sister still trades Christmas cards with the family and hangs them on her fridge. She’ll brag about it to anyone who walks in and sees the cards prominently displayed on the fridge.”

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“My aunt dated Robert Downey Jr. in highschool. Said he was kind of a jerk.”

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“So take this as you will..
But a really good friend in college told me she had a “date” with Jamie Foxx. A date in the sense that they got drinks and had sex. She said he was super nice, but extremely pompous. She said that during he would make her say shit like “say you wanna suck Jamie Fox’s Dick.”

Edit – So before this blows up, I want to reiterate that fact that She said Jamie Fox was extremely nice and she didnt do anything she didnt want to.”

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“My brother briefly dated/hung around Hayden Panettiere right after her first Disney movie came out (Tiger Cruise, it was one of my favorites at the time!), before Heroes or anything. Apparently she had family who had a lakehouse in our hometown and they met at a party and started to hang out when she would visit her family. She even came to the strawberry festival with me and my brother (mind you, I’m ten years younger so I was like seven or eight at the time) and was really nice to me because I was so awestruck to be meeting a Disney actress. She even made a DIY candle with me at a festival booth that I kept for years afterward. Nicest girl he ever introduced me to, second only to his later fiance.”

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“Just hang on this will go somewhere—

My mom claimed to me when I was a kid that she used to always buy pizza for people she really liked. And she told me one time she bought pizza for the entire school football team in high school.
She also told me that after a concert she bought pizza for the band Madness (if you don’t know they made that our house in the middle of our street song). And went on a date with the drummer.
Then as an adult my mom told me she slept with the drummer from Madness. Everything started piecing itself together in my head. And now I’m worried that “buying pizza” was a euphemism for sleeping with people and I’m too scared to ask if my mom slept with the whole football team.”

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“My friend’s teacher dated Lady Gaga in high school and took her to prom. She was supposedly very nice and sweet, they got along really well and did musical theater together. They ended things amicably as far as I know, but in an interview years later she said she thought her high school boyfriend was gay. He finds it funny and is married now I believe.”

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“Coworker dated frkn Nickelback (yes chad). He cheated on her with frkn Avril Lavigne. It’s all a bit surreal. She talks about it sometimes and seems to be in a healthy place now. She says the lifestyle kinda ruined normal food and stuff for her now. She’s also mentioned how unrelenting other women were to hit on him when she was literally on his arm.”

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“My mom dated John Stamos briefly when he was just starting to get big on full house. She said he was a really bad kisser.”

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“Was seeing Hannah Murray (Gilly, GOT or Cassie, Skins) for awhile around 10 years or so ago.
Just when season two of skins came out. Turns out a girl I worked with knew her, I fancied her, and so we orchestrated a meeting between us.

She organised a coffee with her, and I just so happened to stumble into the cafe. We hit it off and we ended up having a little thing for 5 months or so.

We went to the cinema, ate and drank. She is highly intelligent, very perceptive and really quite funny. I was young and rubbish at dating, and am guessing she wasn’t too experienced either.
In the end she called me one day after a week of silence and dumped me because she was going to Uni.

Fair enough. I’m super happy for her and think she’s a great actress.”

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“I dated a well-known Olympic swimmer. The sex was great, the conversation was not.
Edit: By date I mean, we had a bunch of sex and there were a lot of dumb texts in between and I went to visit at his home and basically knew it was a bad idea by the 3 month mark, but sex. It was not real dating, but my dumbass self thought I was hot shit and living fast and dangerously. Basically moral of the story is: don’t think with only your vagina, ladies.

Edit again: I just got a message titled “bitch” (I pasted it below, along with my response) which I think is kind of neat. Let me clarify: I have no regrets.

bitch: [–]from u/feministdunce 
 sent an hour ago
are you trying to pretend you wouldn’t fuck another guy just because he was hot? Bitch you are a probably a larp
bitch: [–]to u/feministdunce 
 sent 55 minutes ago
I would, in fact. I don’t regret that relationship, but it was a silly thing in general. Thanks for getting triggered enough to message and insult me though. Have a nice day.
bitch: [–]from u/feministdunce 
 sent 9 minutes ago
Calling you a whore = triggered. Meme a nice meme, m’soyboy.
bitch: [–]to u/feministdunce 
 sent 7 minutes ago
Except I’m not actually bothered? I am mostly curious as to what hurt you that you’re writing me over nothing. But you do you.

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“My aunt dated John Schattner of Papa John’s in the 90s. Dude is a complete fucking ass wipe that I wouldn’t piss on if he were on fire. One of the few places I absolutely refuse to give a dime of my money.”

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“Adam Sandler went to the same middle school and high school as me (at a different time) in NH. He dated my 8th grade teachers daughter for a while before he moved to NY for SNL. He was well liked, and he even called my 8th grade teacher to wish her well on her retirement, some 20 years later.”

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“My cousin dated Will Ferrel way back when he was just starting on snl. I think it was mainly sex. She said he was super sweet, but very quiet and awkward. And more subtly funny in person than on tv. She was the one who ended things and we never let her live it down. She’s become very successful in her own right though.”

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“Roommate in college dated Puff Daddy, he likes his nips played with during sex”

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