There are some people that aren’t for everyone, and then there are others that absolutely no one in the world likes. They’re the canker sores of society and they must be stopped. If you’re one of them, it’s not too late to change your ways. Here are 15 people everyone in the world definitely hates.
The Grammar Corrector
It’s a text message, not a thesis statement, so if someone forgot to use the Oxford comma while texting you about her breakup, you don’t have to point it out, you monster.
The Person Who Uses Speakerphone in Public
As obnoxious as Bluetooth guy is, he’s America’s sweetheart compared to this menace who insists on loudly sharing his or her awful conversation with everyone within a 500-foot radius.
People Who Are Rude to Servers
Oh no, what are you going to do without that extra side of honey mustard?! Better make a gigantic scene and call over the manager before your chicken crispers are inedible.
The Constant Bragger
If you got a big promotion, by all means, share it. But if you have to make it a public event every time you complete the most mundane task, we’re all rolling our eyes behind your back.
Acoustic Guitar at a Party Guy
If we were at a party, I’d rather see you pull out a testicle than an acoustic guitar.
People Who Send One Thought As 35 Separate Texts Instead of One Normal Text
You know those people
They text like this
It would be easier
To send it all at once
Give you 135 alerts
Causing your phone
Guy Who Takes His Shoes Off At the Movie Theater
Not only does he pop his sweaty shoes off, he then plops his feet up on the seat in front of him, which also happens to be right next to your face.
Guy Who Doesn’t Change His Wi-Fi Password From the Factory Setting
Thanks, Kevin, it’s much more inconvenient for you to spend four minutes setting a normal password than it is to tell everyone that comes to your house to type in 389hdfsdlj45389sdfn4398hwcdkn42650sdkjhk.
People Who Take Online Gaming Way Too Seriously
Ever played a video game online with your friends? It’s fun, right? Ever played a video game online with a stranger who thinks you’re actually participating in a global conflict? It’s the worst ever.
The Guy Who Turns Down The Radio In The Car To Take a Phone Call
Oh sure, Alex, you should totally turn off our music for the next 45 minutes while you chat with your cousin about your uncle’s gout. We’d much rather listen to that than Savage Garden. Thanks.
People Who Spend Way More Than Everyone Else But Then Want to Split The Check Evenly
We all drank water and you drank two bottles of wine. I don’t really think I’m going to spend $57 on the basket of onion rings I ate, but thanks.
The TV/Movie Spoiler
If you post a spoiler to a TV show before it’s even had a chance to air on the West Coast, you are truly a monster and not even your parents really love you.
She’s the human equivalent of that liquid that drips out of the bottom of every bag of garbage.
15 PEOPLE EVERYONE IN THE WORLD DEFINITELY HATES