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15 People Who Are Fiercely (And Effectively) Guarding Their Virginity

Some people lose their V-card early on. It just kind of happens. The opposite sex seems to just gravitate to these people, and they just seem to know what to do. Now, if you’re into remaining a virgin as long as possible, you need some ways of fighting off the girls (other than beating them away with a stick). Here are 16 foolproof methods of keeping the girls at bay.

1. You can’t go wrong with a fandom T-shirt.

15 People Who Are Fiercely (And Effectively) Guarding Their Virginity via reddit/u/CoachTTP

2. Or a custom photo shoot.

15 People Who Are Fiercely (And Effectively) Guarding Their Virginity via reddit/u/Z3F

3. Alternatively, you could get a blanket like this one.

15 People Who Are Fiercely (And Effectively) Guarding Their Virginity via reddit/u/RuggedlyHandsome

4. This guy built a castle to protect his virginity in.

15 People Who Are Fiercely (And Effectively) Guarding Their Virginity via reddit/u/thembert

5. And the person who drives this car is probably still single.

15 People Who Are Fiercely (And Effectively) Guarding Their Virginity via reddit/u/MyNameIs20Characters

6. That stick is, in fact, for fending girls off.

15 People Who Are Fiercely (And Effectively) Guarding Their Virginity via reddit/u/MrTutti

7. Dragon Ball Z is a foolproof method.

15 People Who Are Fiercely (And Effectively) Guarding Their Virginity via reddit/u/ElSofaAsesino

8. Wat.

15 People Who Are Fiercely (And Effectively) Guarding Their Virginity via reddit/u/Eli83

9. WoW is also a safe place to hide your V-card.

15 People Who Are Fiercely (And Effectively) Guarding Their Virginity via reddit/u/AlwaysBaconing

10. Lots of balls, but no girls to touch them.

15 People Who Are Fiercely (And Effectively) Guarding Their Virginity via reddit/u/macadellic

11. How not to get laid.

15 People Who Are Fiercely (And Effectively) Guarding Their Virginity via reddit/u/Richiesurfs

12. This guy has lots of ammo to fight off chicks.

15 People Who Are Fiercely (And Effectively) Guarding Their Virginity via reddit/u/thiefx

 

13. These sheets will stop the act in its tracks.

15 People Who Are Fiercely (And Effectively) Guarding Their Virginity via reddit/u/Joedog45

14. Welp.

15 People Who Are Fiercely (And Effectively) Guarding Their Vcard via reddit/u/MarkDG

15. You can always hide, safe and sound.

15 People Who Are Fiercely (And Effectively) Guarding Their v card via reddit/u/SwedishFishy

15 People Who Are Fiercely (And Effectively) Guarding Their Virginity

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3 replies on “15 People Who Are Fiercely (And Effectively) Guarding Their Virginity”

#15 The question is not if but will he get or give a reach around when.

This is our generations new line of wizards. I dont even think they need to wait much longer.

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