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15 people Who got hilariously shamed by a notification

 

 

The world is a heavy place to navigate right now (and technically always). The news cycle feels like an endless barrage of scary political decisions and frightening cultural loss, and it doesn’t show signs of stopping any time soon.

However, amidst all of this there are still lot of truly ridiculous stories that will hopefully make you crack a smile or snort out some of your beverage.

Since I can safely assume most of you reading this have a mobile phone of sorts, it’s likely you’re familiar with the potential humiliation that comes with phone notification.

Whether it’s the bizarre leading sentence from a friend’s text, the subject line to a raunchy email, or a secret online dating notification, there are several ways our notifications can act as snitches. Even if you’ve magically (or intelligently) been able to prevent such embarrassment, it’s likely you know someone with a story.

So, in hopes of giving you a healing laughter antidote to the pains of existence, here are 15 people from Reddit who got completely screwed by their phone notifications.

My best friend in high school was in the process of being grounded and having his phone taken away and as he was handing over his phone to his mom he got a text from me that said “Hey I found your mom’s dildo” accompanied with a picture of a medieval battering ram. He told me that they both saw it, right as the transaction was taking place, then held each others gaze silently for what he described as an eternity.

 

 

 

I got subscribed to Yandy Lingerie texts after I ordered something from there. Really annoying as they don’t tell you how to unsubscribe.

I was at work and a parent was looking at some of the pictures I had taken of the field trip we took the kids on and a message pops up “SEXY CROTCHLESS PANTIES ON SALE!”

I was mortified.

 

 

 

My bf has a friend that I have always suspected is in love with him. Once she was showing me something on her phone and a text from her mom popped up saying “I still don’t understand why you can’t get with [bf’s name].” We pretended it didn’t happen.

 

 

“I’ll fuck you like the little cum-slut you are”. I’m a guy, and my male friend sent me this as a joke response to something I sent him. My dad was looking at the phone when the message arrived.

 

 

 

One of my classes in high school had a facebook messenger group chat to talk about homework and stuff and when the nickname function got introduced a lot of people ended up with exactly the type of nicknames you would expect from high schoolers. I was showing my dad a picture or something when the little messenger bubble popped into the screen saying “horny harddick sent a message”. My dad just like, awkwardly coughed and then got up and walked away before I could explain. He never brought it up again and I never got in trouble for it so it could have been worse for me I guess. I’m sure my dad was mildly traumatized seeing that on his teenage daughter’s phone though.

 

 

 

I was showing my friend this dream dictionary app and how it worked. I clicked on a random day to show him it keeps a history for you and he yelled, “YOU DREAMT ABOUT DIARRHEA?!”

 

 

My ex’s tinder notification popped up on her phone while she was showing me her pics on holiday. That was funny haha it hurts

 

 

 

Happened to my BFF, she is a very organized person and has everything mapped out. We were both senior RAs in college, and were watching movies in a common room with all of her freshman (male) residents. Halfway through the movie, this app pops up and says “Mary, you are ovulating today! Now is a great time to get pregnant!” They made fun of her for ages… *name was changed.

 

 

 

I communicate with my doctor through an app, so he can message me whenever he needs to — it’s pretty awesome.

Anyway, I’m a new patient of his and he had me do all the standard tests just to get up to speed on my health.

So I’m showing a meme to my gf and suddenly a notification pops up on my phone saying, “We have your HIV test results.”

Once I explained it was fine, but it was awkward at the time.

 

 

it wasn’t me but my professor used to have his laptop hooked up to the projector up front and while he was going through a powerpoint a text popped up on his screen from a woman and all it said was “I have herpes” edit: he stopped connecting his laptop to the projector after that

 

 

 

My best friend and I used to have a code word for situations where we shouldn’t be sending each other inappropriate stuff. So whenever one of us sent the word “crisco” it means someone was looking at our phone and to keep it PG. We picked this word because one time my dad was fixing my phone and she sent, in all caps: “DID YOU KNOW IN ANCIENT TIMES THEY USED ANIMAL FAT AS LUBE SO THEY COULD FUCK EACH OTHER IN THE ASS?”

 

 

One of my friends was showing her professor something on her phone and right as she handed her the phone she got a message in our groupchat from our friend that we nicknamed “I want penis pasta”.

 

 

I was looking at my “Snapchat in review” with my boss around the new year when one of my pictures pops up. It was a nude.

I left the job a few months after because of a variety of reasons, including the above.

 

 

 

I was with a group of friends and this person gave me their number. I save people’s names with a detail that reminds me of who they are (ex James From Chicago)

So this person was talking nonstop about their yacht. So I wrote something like “Gary Hasayacht.”

He sent a text but it didn’t go to my phone for a while because we had a bad signal, but it popped up when my phone was in clear view.

He sees the text, and his name as its listed on my phone, and then goes

you know, it’s really not that big of a yacht.

I wanted to sink into the floor, he thought I was hitting on him and/or a gold digger

 

 

Showing my brother something on Amazon and get a text from a guy I was talking to at the moment saying: “let me put ranch on them pussy lips pretty mama” (for the record we used to joke like this a lot, making fun of thristy pick up lines). My bro just looked at me and walked away.

 

 

 

 

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