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Sometimes Hollywood movie titles seem to land right on the border of sounding a bit like porn titles, so we take a look at 15 popular movie titles and synopses that on a second look seem a bit more like pornography.

Popular movies are those that we’ll remember for the rest of our lives, but what happens when we look back at their titles? Do they evoke the same feelings that they did previously? In this feature we look at 15 popular movies whose titles could be mistaken as porn.

Take a look for yourself below, and let us know which movie title surprises you the most, now that you’re thinking about how hilarious the title would be if it had been used for an entirely different type of movie.

Make sure to read through each movie’s synopsis, as they might just surprise you.

15) Deep Impact
New synopsis:After it’s discovered a comet is on a collision course with earth, humans have to prepare for their survival. They randomly select eight hundred thousand ordinary Americans under age 50 to be involved in a massive orgy to keep the human race alive.
14) Holes
New synopsis:A wrongfully convicted boy (played by a young Shia LaBeouf) is sent to a brutal desert detention camp where he joins others who search massive holes for a mysterious female’s object.
13) What’s Eating Gilbert Grape
New synopsis:Johnny Depp plays Gilbert Grape, who has to care for his brother Arnie and his obese mother, which gets in the way when he meets a girl who wants him all to herself.
12) Hancock
New synopsis:Will Smith and Charlize Theron co-star in this superhero film, where Hancock’s nasty behavior regularly causes damage in the millions. He changes when one person he saves helps him improve his public image, and finds out the love of his life has sexy secrets of her own.
11) Gone in Sixty Seconds
New synopsis:A retired master car thief, played by Nicholas Cage, must come back to the grand theft auto industry and get as many loads out with Angelina Jolie and his crew in one night to save his brother’s life.
10) Big Daddy
New synopsis:Adam Sandler plays a lazy law school grad who adopts a kid to impress his girlfriend, but everything doesn’t go as planned and he just becomes her personal boy toy.
9) The Longest Ride
New synopsis:The lives of a young couple intertwine with a much older man as he reflects back on a lost love while he’s trapped in an automobile crash, ending up being the longest ride of his life.
8) Free Willy
New synopsis:When a boy learns that his beloved killer whale is to be killed by the aquarium owners, he risks everything to save Willy, so his fin won’t be curved anymore.
7) Twister
New synopsis:Bill and Jo Harding are storm chasers in the midst of a nasty divorce, but they get even closer than they ever wanted to so they can save people’s lives, but it puts them on their backs as they strap themselves in for a crazy ride.
6) The Fast and the Furious
New synopsis:Los Angeles police officer Brian O’Connor must decide where his loyalties really lie when he falls deeply in love with the sister of the leader of the street racing world, where he’s about to blow the case wide open.
5) Get Hard
New synopsis:When millionaire James King, played by Will Ferrell, is jailed for fraud and bound for San Quentin prison, he asks Darnell Lewis (Kevin Hart) to prepare him for what could get very hard when he goes behind bars.
4) Whiplash
New synopsis:A promising young drummer enrolls in a music school where his dreams of greatness are nurtured by a man who will stop at nothing to realize the student’s potential, but the tension builds up so much that it will leave you hot, sweaty, and with whiplash by the end.
3) Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
New synopsis:Robert Downey Jr. is part of a murder mystery which brings him together with his high school dream girl, who gets on her knees and begs for his help, and a private eye, played by Val Kilmer, joins in as they figure out how to get out of this sticky situation.
2) Iron Man
New synopsis:A rich engineer creates a unique weaponized suit that he uses to break out of captivity and abuse. This ends up with him having difficulties with his business partner when he returns to his company, and slides into his new toy to impress the woman he loves.
1) Mean Girls
New synopsis:Cady Heron, played by Lindsay Lohan, joins a new school and finds that she’s wanted by “The Plastics.” The A-list girl clique at her new school befriend her, until Lohan’s character’s knees get weak for Regina George’s ex-boyfriend and that’s when the nastiness begins.

 

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