15 Things People Didn’t Know About The Opposite Sex Until Now –

Recently over on Reddit, someone asked “What did you learn about the opposite sex a little late in life?” and holy shit this is hilarious and embarrassing. Was I literally the only person paying attention in Health class? I mean, I learned more than these people know just by watching squiggle-vision. Next thing you know, someone is going to tell me they just found out men have 3 testicles. Like duh, no shit, Susan. I was born with them. Anyway, here are a bunch of people who probably shouldn’t reproduce talking about shit they didn’t know about the opposite sex.

“I was in a life drawing class when I was 18 and most of us were 18 year old girls. It was cold that morning so the nude models dick looked really small and I think most of us didn’t know dicks could grow because there was giggling. I’m sorry Tim, we know your dick isn’t always small now.”

and get caught in their vaginas. That was a secret to me for nearly 25 years as a man. I know now.”

Then, when I was on a ski trip with friends, they made fun of me and called me an idiot and told me that girls peed out of their vaginas. Then, at the ripe age of 25, my sister who is a health professional informed me that no, girls do not pee out of their vaginas.”

I thought it was something that happened kind of suddenly, and was over within a few weeks.Uh, no.You younger guys out there, GET READY.”

Like dudes being dudes. Giving each other high fives and shit.”

in between the vagina and the butthole where you were supposed to put your penis.”

I don’t know what made me think this, but I assumed nothing came out when they orgasm after the procedure. Probably jokes like “they took the venom out of the cobra”.’

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