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Florida has a long history of being the running, shameful joke of the United Stated. Granted, Florida Man is only a thing because the media has unrestricted access to police records, but it’s hard to imagine another place that could produce this level and volume of WTF headlines. While pretty much everything that comes out of the Sunshine State is pure gold, Florida Man is a personal favorite of mine. Everybody loves him, but nobody needs him.

1. Let’s start with a visual representation of Florida Man.

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2. Better than a gun!

15 Times Florida Man Was The Hero Nobody Needed via NBC Miami

3. At least it wasn’t at Publix.

15 Times Florida Man Was The Hero Nobody Needed via News 13

4. I don’t know whether to laugh or feel bad.

15 Times Florida Man Was The Hero Nobody Needed via WCNC

5. Um… wat?

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6. This is a new way of getting out of paying your bill.

15 Times Florida Man Was The Hero Nobody Needed via Huffington Post

7. That signature tho… His initials are not E.D., by the way.

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8. Why would you ever want that?

15 Times Florida Man Was The Hero Nobody Needed via NBC Miami | Kevin Winter / Getty Images

9. LOL JK.

15 Times Florida Man Was The Hero Nobody Needed via 10 News

10. Welp. There goes a 3500-year-old tree.

15 Times Florida Man Was The Hero Nobody Needed via Miami New Times | Anthony Scotti

11. Okay there, Tyson, calm down.

15 Times Florida Man Was The Hero Nobody Needed via Broward Palm Beach New Times | Palm Beach County Jail

12. Only in Florida will you find paper bumper stickers taped on.

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13. I mean, 911 isn’t who you should call, but that seems like a pretty reasonable request to me.

15 Times Florida Man Was The Hero Nobody Needed via Miami New Times

14. I guess you could say they were post-boned.

15 Times Florida Man Was The Hero Nobody Needed via Jacksonville.com

15. Floridians are pretty goddamn serious about their food.

15 Times Florida Man Was The Hero Nobody Needed via Jacksonville.com

 

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