1. Let’s start with a visual representation of Florida Man.
2. Better than a gun!
via NBC Miami
3. At least it wasn’t at Publix.
via News 13
4. I don’t know whether to laugh or feel bad.
5. Um… wat?
6. This is a new way of getting out of paying your bill.
via Huffington Post
7. That signature tho… His initials are not E.D., by the way.
8. Why would you ever want that?
via NBC Miami | Kevin Winter / Getty Images
9. LOL JK.
via 10 News
10. Welp. There goes a 3500-year-old tree.
via Miami New Times | Anthony Scotti
11. Okay there, Tyson, calm down.
via Broward Palm Beach New Times | Palm Beach County Jail
12. Only in Florida will you find paper bumper stickers taped on.
13. I mean, 911 isn’t who you should call, but that seems like a pretty reasonable request to me.
via Miami New Times
14. I guess you could say they were post-boned.
15. Floridians are pretty goddamn serious about their food.
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