15 Unfortunate And NSFW Sex Injuries That EMS’ Have Come Across
It’s when sex turns to injury, that’s when it goes so horribly wrong, and you know what, it goes bad too often if this Reddit thread is to be believed. WTF is wrong with people?
I’ve filtered out a lot of the butt insertion stuff, because that was 90% of the posts. Enjoy what’s left.
For about 15 minutes I listened to a mother tell her son to tell The doctor why his stomach hurt. Finally he mumbled “I put moms toy in my butt, and now it’s stuck” the attending not physicians naw dropped her excused himself to “order” X-rays of the Patients and abdomen. They scheduled him for surgery the next day, the next time I came in my preceptor showed me X-rays that were taken, the dildo was about 8inches long and about as thick as the kids spine.” – csgreen2K11
Worst part? She continued to ride him for a number of seconds mistaking his screams for pleasure, and caused some fairly serious lacerations.” – King_tool
Don’t mix Viagra and cocaine.” – forzion_no_mouse
Any who, it was my dad’s first call. He had just turned 18 and had just gotten his certification as well as it being his birthday. He’s sitting at the rescue squad with his crew when they get paged out to a unconscious male patient. They make their way over there and my dad goes up to the door and knocks on it. He tries the door but it’s locked. A lady calls out from somewhere in the back of the house saying that she can’t unlock it because she is kinda tied up at the moment. So my dad and his partner wait for LEO to get there and bust down the door. When they finally make entry into the house , they go to the bedroom and see this gorgeous woman tied spread eagle to the bed, butt ass naked. Between the bed and the dresser (which is flush with the wall) is a man in a batman cowl and cape, nothing else on.
Of course my dad’s partner immediately goes to tend to the woman so my dad gets to deal with naked bat man. Come to find out, the guy had tried to jump from the dresser to the bed and knocked himself out with the turning ceiling fan. So my dad puts the guy on a spine board and in a c collar, leaves the cowl and cape on then transports him to the hospital. To this day we still have no idea who called it in. Either there was a Robin in the mix or there was a peeping Joker.” – spookiest_of_boogies
