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1. When you’re not on the list, act like you are.

16 Life Lessons From "The Fifth Element"

Fake it until you make it, if you know what I’m sayin’.

2. Dance like no one’s watching.

16 Life Lessons From "The Fifth Element"

3. It’s OK to eat the entire contents of your fridge.

16 Life Lessons From "The Fifth Element"

It happens.

4. Also, chicken is a delicious and nutrient-rich food. Chicken GOOD.

16 Life Lessons From "The Fifth Element"

Healthy.

5. Wear waterproof mascara.

16 Life Lessons From "The Fifth Element"

Never know when you’re gonna get wet.

6. Sometimes, you just need an alcoholic beverage.

Sometimes, you just need an alcoholic beverage.

7. Simplify, simplify, simplify.

16 Life Lessons From "The Fifth Element"

Talk to me like I’m 5.

8. Trying to live out a Disney fairy tale rarely goes according to plan.

Trying to live out a Disney fairy tale rarely goes according to plan.

But really, what did you think would happen?

9. Werk.

16 Life Lessons From "The Fifth Element"

10. Your mother will never cease guilt-tripping you.

Your mother will never cease guilt-tripping you.

She just wants your love.

11. Treat others as you would like to be treated.

It’s the golden rule!

12. Sometimes you need to just tell people to fuck off.

16 Life Lessons From "The Fifth Element"

13. Netflix bingeing can ruin your life.

14. First impressions are everything: Always smile and greet someone with warmth.

16 Life Lessons From "The Fifth Element"

(And be sure to wear a dope outfit.)

15. Be demanding!

16 Life Lessons From "The Fifth Element"

Like why just be CEO when you can also be CFO, CMO, VIP, YMCA?

16. And finally, in some real talk, try to work for the greater good.

16 Life Lessons From "The Fifth Element"

Or at least stop being so self-destructive in your relationships, mkay?

 

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