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16 Of The Most METAL Album Covers Of The ’80s

The ’80s and ’90s were a wild time for music, man, and maybe the most insane of any genre was metal. Actually, scratch that “maybe” — it 100 percent was. Metal had a culture all its own, which these days seems absolutely bizarre. I mean, just get a load of these album covers…

 

Pantera, Metal Magic

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Giant Cat + Swords + Looks Like It Was Spray Painted On The Side Of A Van

 

Destruction, Release From Agony

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Hideous Monster Man + That Font + The Band And Album Names Could Be Interchangeable

 

Holy Moses, The New Machine Of Liechtenstein

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Incredibly Pompous Title + Brazen HR Geiger “Inspiration”

 

Cities, Annihilation Absolute

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Nonsensical Title + More Spray Painted Van Art + Band Members Resembling Stock Photo Of “Metal Band”

 

Stryper, To Hell With The Devil

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Generic Metal Font + Christian Metal Band Yet Just As Obsessed With The Devil As Non-Christian Metal Band + “Devil” On Album Cover Who Looks Like He Could Be In The Band

 

Mama’s Boys, Power And Passion

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Naked Women Draped In White Fabric + Knife + Generic Album Name (though the band name “Mama’s Boys” is awesome)

 

Helloween, Keeper Of The Seven Keys

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Ludicrous Pun Band Name + Nonsensical Album Title + Generic “Fantasy” Art

 

Manowar, Blow Your Speakers

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Lame Double Entendre + Scantily Clad Women + Band Members Totally Disinterested In Them + Smattering Of Melee Weapons

 

Raven, The Pack Is Back

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Photo Shoot Clearly Costing $0 + Band Members Seemingly Uncommitted To Their Own Gimmick + Generic “Metal” (Literally) Font

 

Aaronsrod, Illusion Kill

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Different Font For Each Word + Band’s Name Almost Illegible + Nonsensical Title

 

Cinderella, Night Songs

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Band Members Seemingly Uncommitted To Their Own Gimmick + What The Hell Is A “Night Song”? + Generic Dark Alleyway Background

 

Voivod, Killing Technology

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Band’s Name Is Illegible + Generic Techno-Horror + Looks Like It Was Drawn Very Quickly

 

Liege Lord, Burn To My Touch

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Generic Fantasy Art + “Scantily” Clad Woman + Drawn By A Seven-Year-Old

 

Metal Church, The Dark

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Generic Metal Font + Word “Metal” In Band Name + Stock Photo Of Spooky Front Door

 

Dissection, The Somberlain

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