16 Poor People Who Drew The Short Straw In An Epic Manner

The urban dictionary defines “drawing a short straw” as being picked out for something that no one else wants. And boy, the following fit this predicament perfectly!

These monkey fighting snakes in this monday to friday ceiling!

Bad shirt for picture day.

IKEA lied to you karen.you figured out how to truly make chairs.

A good trim.  This is a strong styistic choice. FIERCE.

This is the dryest your clothes will ever be.

the sign says to watch out for falling rocks.  Irony at it’s finest.