16 Struggles You’ll Never Have To Deal With Unless You’re Rich

We’ve all heard the expression “money doesn’t buy happiness, but it buys you a jet-ski.” The argument here is that you’ll apparently never see a sad person on a jet-ski. Well, that’s a fair point, but eventually, you’re gonna have some problems. What if they don’t allow jet-skis on the private resort you’ve booked? You’ll have to go to one of the many other islands you own just to get some good use out of it! And even when you do get a chance to go for a ride, your Bentley Platinum sunglasses will keep sliding down the bridge of your nose a little. I mean, is there anything more annoying or as tragic as that??? *eye rolling intensifies*

Yeah, these are the types of “problems” I’m addressing today. So buckle up in your Benz and let’s take a look at the lifestyles of the rich and lamest…

1. Decision-making is tough, I’m sure the internet won’t mind if I ask them for help and/or rub their faces in my wealth…

2. Having a champagne bottle too big to fit in the recycling bin

I don’t know about you, but I’ve never had any reason to celebrate this much…


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3. When you gotta go you gotta go — I’ve never had this problem:


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The only self-cleaning toilet I’ve ever seen is my ex.

4. I’ve had a lot of money problems, but never any like this:


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5. Wow, this guy must need a wheelchair after this tragedy…


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6. Don’t you hate it when people keep giving you money and then, even more money?!

Like hey, slow your roll partner!


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7. Plus, it’s so hard to find good parking these days


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8. Getting your horse off your mansion

“I say, my prize racing horse Admiral Reginald Harrywinkle the Third seems to have misplaced himself upon my domicile!” *harrumphing intensifies*


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9. Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? You’re hot and make me sweaty and uncomfortable.


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10. Is anything worth doing without an audience?

No. That’s why we invented social media.


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11. I’d never even heard about this kind of pool till now. It sounds like such a hassle…


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12. At least we don’t have to worry about…let’s call it, “overcompensation”


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13. Diamonds really are such a hassle

Especially with all the doctors I’m constantly dating…


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See, honey? Buying you an onion ring for our engagement doesn’t seem so crazy now, huh?

14. Seems like we got no time for reflection


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15. Different car, same problem!

I guess the only answer is to buy six more cars and see which one is less reflective or something…

16. At the end of all this, you could end up with serious eye damage!

And even your eye patch could blind your other eye. Man, being rich and pretty sucks.


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